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- ********0
recently jevad wanted to get in touch with his roots, so he applied to be the Queen Mum's dog
- zuna0
you can blindfold jevad with dental floss
- zuna0
LOUD NOISES!
- ********0
jevad is so mean he once had a pool party at the zoo and tricked every kid into thinking the shark tank was a swimming pool. he proceeded to pour seal blood into the water.
- radar0
Jevad has WHAM! tattoo'd on the other butt cheek.
- blaw0
^ and it's not a reference to the band.
- mayo0
jevad smells like corn after a hot shower.
- blaw0
jevad was the guy that called the cops on paul reuban.
- ********0
Jevad had this as a huge poster in his bedroom as a teenager, hoping this would inspire God to bless him with as many hairs on the chest to achieve similar fame as the printed idol on his wall.
- mayo0
jevad was one of the original icy hot stuntaz. he was "Tea"
- blaw0
err... paul reubens.
- gruntt0
jevad's english accent is a fake. he was actually raised in the everglades by gay alligators.
- zuna0
jevad's real name is William Hung.
http://www.williamhung.net/
- cosmo0
jevad is carson daly's step brother.
- blaw0
jevad got his initials tattooed on his hand because he wanted a monogrammed handkerchief.
- ********0
the latest tsunami in Asia was caused when Jevad was in HongKong drooling over a designer vinyl toy of george michael.
- gruntt0
lol blaw!
- blaw0
at jevad's funeral they will only need two pallbearers: one for each side of the garbage can.
- JennyMarie0
I was walking down the street the other day and saw three midgets standing outside the offices of the Guiness Book of World Records. I asked them what they were doing there and the first one said "I'm here to win the record for world's smallest feet." The second said "I'm here for the title of "World's smallest hands" and the third one, who was really tiny, said "I"m here for the status of World's Smallest Penis." I wished them luck and went about my day. On the way home I passed them again coming out of the offices. The first two looked triumphant and proudly presented their titles. The third was red-faced and angry. I asked what happened and he said "WHO THE FUCK IS JEVAD?"
- zuna0
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