NT Roast: Friday
NT Roast: Friday
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- JennyMarie0
I was walking down the street the other day and saw three midgets standing outside the offices of the Guiness Book of World Records. I asked them what they were doing there and the first one said "I'm here to win the record for world's smallest feet." The second said "I'm here for the title of "World's smallest hands" and the third one, who was really tiny, said "I"m here for the status of World's Smallest Penis." I wished them luck and went about my day. On the way home I passed them again coming out of the offices. The first two looked triumphant and proudly presented their titles. The third was red-faced and angry. I asked what happened and he said "WHO THE FUCK IS JEVAD?"