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- ********0
and its 'too'
- radar0
Jevad has "Pour Some Sugar On Me" tattoo'd on his lower back.
- radar0
too-che'
- zuna0
jevad bought a japanese motorcycle because he thought the term Rice Rocket meant it would cook his dinner faster.
- blaw0
jevad doesn't know the difference between 'soccer' and 'football'.
- infostruct0
radar, I just sent you some opinion mail...
- gruntt0
jevad uses a cologne called 'sex panther' which to most people smells like bigfoot's dick.
kOna(Aug 12 05, 07:34)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- ********0
jevad is the guest speaker and MC at the upcomnig 'Chavs In America' crusade in Denver, Colorado.
special appearances by kelpie, chossy and skt.
- gruntt0
you'd say "fuck off" all the time too if you ate beans for breakfast.
- ********0
bea arthur wouldn't fuck him with mayo's dick
- mayo0
jevad's left nostril shoots off whenever he tries to hold in a laugh.
- radar0
I'll check it out infostruct.
- zuna0
jevads mama is so fat she got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
- gruntt0
this is how he sings it...
Def Leppard
Pour Some Jevad On MeStep inside, walk this way
You and me babe, Hey, hey!Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, jevad me sweet
Little miss ah innocent jevad me, yeahHey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it upPour some jevad on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some jevad on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your jevad on me
Oh, I can't get enoughI'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeahListen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy little woman in a one man show
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen upYou gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Easy operator come a knockin' on my door
Sometime, anytime, jevad me sweet
Little miss innocent jevad me, yeahTake a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it upPour some jevad on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some jevad on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your jevad on me
Oh, I can't get enoughI'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah[guitar solo]
You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine
'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
From my head, my head, to my feetDo you take jevad? one lump or two?
Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it upPour some jevad on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some jevad on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your jevad on me
Oh, I can't get enough
Pour some jevad on me
Oh, in the name of love
Pour some jevad on me
Get it, come get it
Pour your jevad on me
Ooh
Pour some jevad on me
Yeah! jevad me!
- mayo0
jevad only got into lomography because he thought he was ordering a *Homo* LCA (a gay man with a LittleCuteAss)
- ********0
jevad was George Michael's, of Wham! fame, cabana boy one summer.
- gruntt0
jevad moved to colorado for the beaches.
- ********0
jevad thought Rocky Mountain High was about smoking reefer so he moved there
- gruntt0
for you nic
- ********0
jevad tricked us all into giving him an NT skateboard and YWFT them sh*t.
B@STARD!