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- radar0
jevad only pretends to likes 80's music so he can explain the Def Leopard tattoo he got on his ass that drunk night in Hong Kong.
- tkmeister0
jevad has man boobs and he likes to play with them.
- blaw0
jevad subscribed to Sports Illustrated for the phone.
- ********0
jevad's opening line to women is 'i'm kind of a big deal... people know me.'
- ********0
jevad refers to elevators as lifts
- ********0
jevad and jevard are limey
- blaw0
when jevad walks into the liquor store the clerk asks, "the usual?" and holds out a pint of peppermint schnapps.
- ********0
jevad uses a cologne called 'sex panther' which to most people smells like bigfoot's dick.
- blaw0
jevad goes to truck-pulls for the culture.
- zuna0
kOna meant to say;
jevad's opening line to MEN is 'i'm kind of a big deal... people know me.'
- radar0
It took Jevad a year after moving to the states to figure why he kept getting slapped everytime he said "Bloddy Cunt"
- ********0
jevad is actually a midnight garbageman
- zuna0
jevad ate my cat.
- ********0
jeavad told me he was in love once. i asked what her name was he said he couldn't remember. he said she was brazilian, or chinese, or something weird. he had met her in the restroom of a k-mart and made out for hours. then, they parted ways never to see each other again.
when i told him that wasn't love he told me to 'FUCK OFF'
- blaw0
jevad has a prized collection of plaster-caster-esque molds.
- radar0
Kona you have been watching to much Anchorman.
- ********0
jevad weighs about 12 stones or roughly 1.5 hundredweights.
When he watches the Denver Broncos he says "did you bloody see that toss by that bloke, he pitched it nearly a quarter of a furlong."
- ********0
Dinner for jevad generally consists of an unspecified meat, boiled a few hours, with boiled cabbage without herbs or spices.
Mmmmmm, yummy, innit?
- ********0
jevad is the real father of Prince Harry.
- ********0
Kona you have been watching to much Anchorman.
radar
(Aug 12 05, 07:39)I just watched it last night.