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- blaw0
jevad actually says things like "w00t!" and "el-oh-el" out loud.
- blaw0
Yay!Hooray! is named after jevad.
- gruntt0
jevad is mentioned 7 times in Hunter S. Thompson's suicide note.
- mattyd0
jevad went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million.
- blaw0
jevad got into religion for the sex.
- radar0
when Jevad says +1 he's actually calculating how many times he's touched himself.
- gruntt0
jevad is derek's sugar daddy.
- blaw0
jevad has a framed poster of morgan fairchild hanging in his bedroom.
oh the horrors those silk-screened eyes have seen.
- blaw0
jevad = jazx
- gruntt0
jevad knows how to say "fuck off" in 13 languages
- blaw0
and one of them is klingon.
- anzelina0
jevad said i was hot.
- blaw0
jevad thinks "french vanilla" is something you do when cooking.
- gruntt0
jevad said i was hot.
anzelina(Aug 12 05, 07:27)
he said that to me too.
- ********0
two words: fuck off.
- opiate0
he's just a little british pissant who needs to get punched in the face.
wait, are we supposed to be joking?
- blaw0
jevad can fix an 8-track with a matchbook.
- zuna0
jevad is so bad at karaoke that MJ himself has asked him to stop ruining 'THRILLER'
- paraselene0
jevad is john denver's famed 'mountain mama'
- blaw0
jevad's so afraid of roasts that he became a vegan.