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jevad's favorite tv character of all time was 'Tattoo' from Fantasy Island
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weeks later jevad called back and said doug.... my love runs cold, my memory has just been sold, my angel is a centerfold MY ANGEL IS A CE*click
i hung up
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Jevad and I trade hair gel and body waxing secrets frequently.
- mattyd0
jevad truly believe that stripper is really into him.
- zuna0
jevad loves lamp.
- mattyd0
he must have windex in his pants... cos something about him really smells of windex.
- gruntt0
jevad cuts his hair with a rock.
- gruntt0
jevad had breast implants put on his knees to encourage him to do sit ups.
that man is a genius... but he looks funny in jeans.
- mattyd0
one time me and jevad were playing battleship together. he says 'E17' and i was all like 'awwww, you sunk my battleship'.
so he stands up and yells 'I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!' then walks over to me, with that jevad-like swagger, picks me up with both hands by my collar and spits in my face.
he did this for every piece i had on the board until the game was over.
i never felt so priveledged in my life.
- blaw0
crack is named after jevad.
- mayo0
I had to separate jevad from his cousin with a garden hose last weekend.
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jevad once said to me 'that was so fuckin stupid... punch yourself in the throat at ONCE!'
and i did.
that's how much fuckin respect that guy pulls.
- gruntt0
mayo that me giggle.
then giggle a little harder.
then i laughed and went to the bathroom
- mayo0
jevad's breath is so bad, it makes my socks hurt.
- grayhood0
Jevad tried out for Montey Python's Flying Circus at first they thought he had a really quarky off beat snece of hummor then they realized he just could not read the que cards.
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my dog won't even smell gruntt when he comes over
- gruntt0
kona you're a day late bro.
and i can smell your dog from here.
wash that stank animal.
=)
- radar0
I kicked jevad outta my house because he wouldn't quit doing the "What's grosser than gross" scenarios.
- gruntt0
one time jevad and i got drunk together. i said something about soccer being for pussies and he punched me in the neck.
next day i had a bruise and i swear to god it looked like the queen.
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damn gruntt. i didn' see the dog thing.
did i mention he tried fucking my dog?
no?
well he tried but thank god my dog is a speedy little sum bitch.