NT Roast: Friday
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- e-pill0
jevad secretly starteed this thread so nt'ers wouldnt have a photoshop battle.
- gruntt0
after that fight i felt bad for talking junk about soccer (he calls it "football"... what a freak) but anyway, I felt bad about that night so I sent him a box of nice filet mignon from omaha steaks.
that son of bitch boiled them.
- ********0
jevad achieved jedi status in under three days online gaming. which was weird cause he was playing w.o.w. and not galaxies.
- mayo0
jevad's scared to try a cold beer still. just thinking about trying it makes him pee his britches.**
** this is funny to me because i used the word britches, bitches.
- gruntt0
you know that video game that seems to be popular now where 2 people "dance" - i think it's called "dance revolution" or something.
that game is soooo gay that even jevad agrees.
- grayhood0
jevad used to be in a band, JazX's girlfriend sand and jevad played the tambourine
- grayhood0
sand=sang
- e-pill0
jevad farts the wet ones everytime he hears the NT jingle.
:)
- emokid0
jevad once fainted at a wham concert. and woke up in george micheal's limo hours later.
he denies this incident ever took place.
- gruntt0
i'm heading out a little early today so i'll be signing off now.
just wanted to say, Jevad you're obviously one of NT's tried and true. You've had a rocky year but things seem to be going really good for you now and I know I'm not alone when I say that I'm happy for ya. Hope you enjoyed your roast. It's been a good one.
also wanted to thank kona for getting this whole roast thing going all week. It has truly been hilarious. Some of the most consistently laugh out loud funny threads i've read in a long time. Thanks man.
good weekends to all.
-g
- e-pill0
jevad can do backflips without bending his knees.
- mayo0
before putting on his make up, jevad looks like Sigourney Weaver after giving Pestilence a blowjob.
- gruntt0
LOL
i'm going to leave now before mayo gives me a fucking hernia!
- ********0
not sure if i'll be able to get back to this thread before i leave so i'll sign off now.
jevad i've known you for a while and even though you've told me to fuck off on more than one occasion i'd consider you a friend. you're made me laugh and made me almost cry, i didn't though cause i'm not a pussy ass bitch like most guys, but that's another thread, anyways... i hope you enjoyed the roast and hope we made you laugh. likegruntt said you've had a rocky start and i hope nothing but the best from here on out.
you're welcome gruntt.
kona.
- mayo0
are we supposed to really say something nice before we stop posting in the roast threads? because i haven't and now i'm 3 people behind. :(
- blaw0
jevad likes to hum 'too legit to quit', complete with hand signals.
- blaw0
jevad threatened to kill kona and gruntt if that didn't end with a disclaimer.
luckily for me, jevad doesn't know where pennsylvania's located.
- mayo0
HAHAHAhahahaa
- blaw0
jevad can't count to...
- version30
300!