NT Roast: Friday
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- tny0
jevad = illegitimate son of kenny loggins and olivia newton-john
- e-pill0
jevad has no arms and only has 3 toes on each foot.
- ********0
don't yuo meean Risky Business JazX, or was this a set-up?
radar
(Aug 12 05, 11:50)tee hee you got me
- grayhood0
jevad sleep with a light-bright™ on next to his bed. the little pegs are aranged into an amazingly life like likeness of margret thatcher.
- tkmeister0
jevad and i slept in the same room once.
i woke up and saw him standing with his pants down.
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whenever jevad sees a 1986 IROC drive by he salutes the car
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jevad hasn't changd his underoos since 1988
- ********0
you guys know that picture of the dude playing twister wearing white underwear with the race car skid down the back?
that was jevad.
- PonyBoy0
Enter roast:
*coughs
*smokes
*drinks
jevad, huh? This fucker? Let me tell you about this fucker.
*laughter of pure insanity
the other day I went over to jevtard's house and found myself inside some serious fog when I entered the kitchen...
... i swear I couldn't see shit..
... turns out it was jevtard masturbating with the freezer door open.
HEY-OOOOOoo
*people die from laughing
*smokes
no but seriously... jevad is my favorite NT'er of all time...
... favorite NT'er to say 'FUCK OFF' too
plbtttttttttthhhhhhh
*mountainous floods of ear-twisting laughter
- kld0
jevad thinks garrettwest's posts are highly entertaining and informative.
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jevad thinks pbr me asap means point me in the direction of the PuBlic Restroom quick!
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jevad is such a nerd we were at the strip club and hw was like 'ya know, you really have to respect a stripper who can hang upside down from a pole half naked. i mean, think of the biomechanics involved and the physics of only using ones legs and such pip pip'
me: 'FUCK OFF!'
- ********0
jevad is wanted. WANTED! dead or alive.
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on a steele horse jevad rides.
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jevad is wanted. WANTED! dead or alive.
- ********0
cause he's a cowboy
- blaw0
the eighties called and actually do not want jevad back.
- ********0
jevad called me one night devistated... and said 'my girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiiiiiime.'
after a few minutes of silence he broke it with 'party all the time, party all th*click
i hung up.
- kld0
the eighties called and actually do not want jevad back.
blaw
(Aug 12 05, 12:13)bhahahaa
I think we have a winner
- blaw0
jevad refers to jon bon jovi via a hair timeline:
"now, this is 'farenheight jon', i'm not too big on 'adult contemporary jon', but i do love 'slippery when wet jon'..."