NT Roast: Friday

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  • mattyd0

    one time me and jevad were playing battleship together. he says 'E17' and i was all like 'awwww, you sunk my battleship'.

    so he stands up and yells 'I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!' then walks over to me, with that jevad-like swagger, picks me up with both hands by my collar and spits in my face.

    he did this for every piece i had on the board until the game was over.

    i never felt so priveledged in my life.

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