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- grayhood0
thats why jevad's dildo is called "teh pharmacist™"
- gruntt0
jevad likes kittens
in his underwear
- gruntt0
jevad has his first homosexual experience a couple of days ago.
he got his ass beat by two lesbians.
- ********0
jevad is so poor he unplugs the clocks when he goes to bed.
- ********0
jevad's favorite saying:
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
- gruntt0
jevad smells like roses
guns and roses
- radar0
What did Jevad get on his SAT's
Tarter Sauce, that Fish & Chips eattin' bastard.
- ********0
jevad eats a bowl of stupid for breakfast everyday.
- ********0
jevad hates manic mondays.
he wishes it was sunday.
cause that's his fun day.
his 'i don't have to run day.'
- gruntt0
jevad has a tattoo across his belly that says "smug life"
- ********0
jevad smells like roses
guns and roses
gruntt
(Aug 12 05, 11:39)OMFG FUNNY!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
- gruntt0
jevad can often be seen wearing leg warmers.
not a joke so much as an observation.
- radar0
Jevad wears slap on wrist bands
- ********0
jevad likes his coffee the same way as his dating life.
hot, steamy and totally gay.
- mattyd0
jevad sired any entire baseball team... an orchestra is you count the bastard children.
- gruntt0
jevad once told me that he was bi-curious.
as we both stood there naked, jevad had a troubled look on his face.
turns out he was talking about binoculars.
- ********0
jevad dances around when his wife isn't around, just like Tom Cruise did in 'All The Right Moves'.
- radar0
Jevad has a jean jacket with Patrick Swayze's face airbrushed on the back.
- radar0
don't yuo meean Risky Business JazX, or was this a set-up?
- ********0
jevad told us he played the devil in the movie 'Crossroads', it's cool we believed him and stuff, but like you know, they don't show the devil in that movie.