NT Roast: Thursday
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- chossy0
gruntt's penis is smaller than mine!!and mines tiny :D
- mayo0
mayo wouldn't fuck him with bea arthur's dick
Rand
(Aug 11 05, 10:41)hahahahaahaa the variations on this one is great.
- chossy0
gruntt likes scatter cusions and can stay awake for several seconds after sex
- ********0
There are two kinds of people in this world.
People who are wholesome, honest, clean and good and then there is gruntt.
- ********0
To suffice his oral fixation with cigarettes and to stop the nasty habit, gruntt began sneakin' out at night to s*ck off his neighbor using the syrup he was saving by not puttin' them on his grits.
;)
sorry hee heehe
- gruntt0
hey jaz -
*takes bottle of bbq sauce OUT of shipping box.
=)
- ********0
gruntt is Gomer Pyles' son.
Mind you Gomer was a homosexual.
- Gorbie0
Gruntt almost didn't show up to his thursday roast, cause he thought thursday means friday.
- kbags0
gruntt sucks farts out of bus seats because it's cheaper than nitrous
- ********0
Prev, Next Respond hey jaz -
*takes bottle of bbq sauce OUT of shipping box.
NOOOOOOOOOOO...
sorry I said... you knew it was going to get REAL dirtay
- ********0
*gruntt pimp slaps JazX to put him in his place and show him that he's a real b*tch
happy now?
where's the BBQ sauce...
*taps foot
- gruntt0
actually jaz i'm going to take it to the post office in just a minute... really.
i've got to get it to you before summer is over!
- ********0
*poisons six-pack of Iron City beer bought for gruntt
make sure you out your return address on their douche boy!
and thanks! :)
- mattyd0
he wrote the lyrics to 'satisfaction' which is performed by the stones.
- ********0
gruntt is Darth Vader's father
- mattyd0
he shot the sheriff AND the deputy.
- zuna0
gruntt designed the FEAR THIS campaign.
- blaw0
gruntt laughs out loud whenever he sees a mean-calvin-pissing-on-something drawing.
- ********0
gruntt is the 'Lucy' the Beatles were referring to in 'Lucy in the Sky wtih Diamonds.'
- grayhood0
say there gruntt how many inches long is your penis?
