NT Roast: Thursday
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- radar0
gruntt uses catfish bait for deodorant.
- Gorbie0
his name is actually grunt
but he stutters when frightened
- ********0
gruntt rhymes with c*ntt
- gruntt0
dang y'all are cracking me up today.
- peteski0
hes a bo weevil with an indentical twin.
gruntt is the lesser of the two weevils.
- blaw0
gruntt's so country that even the most hay-shakin', flannel-wearin', sister-lickin', shitboot-scrappin' rubes call him bucolic.
- mayo0
he actually tried to use "grant" as his screenname, but his speech impediment is so bad he typed "gruntt"
- blaw0
on gruntt's resume it states he knows AS, but he's referring to the preposition.
- ********0
mayo wouldn't fuck him with bea arthur's dick
- mrdobolina0
gruntt desperately wants to post "Take This Job and Shove It" by Johnny Paycheck in the FMT.
- emokid0
even though this is supposed to be a roast (and i am no good at it anyway), i just want to say that gruntt is one of the people that help make the pvn worth visiting.
and also, i am pregant with his baby.
- ********0
hes a bo weevil with an indentical twin.
gruntt is the lesser of the two weevils.
peteski
(Aug 11 05, 10:33)haha you got that from some Souther Jokes website no doubt. ;)
- ********0
he is my son
- cosmo0
and also, i am pregant with his baby.
emokid
(Aug 11 05, 10:44)i made love with him last night. dinky's soul was in me.
- radar0
gruntt was a bastard until Rand's post.
he is my son
Rand
(Aug 11 05, 10:45)
- emokid0
that makes me and gruntt brothers. which makes our baby a little harder to explain. perhaps i should move to the south.
- ********0
emo, derek and gruntt
what hath god wrought
- radar0
gruntt has been lying the whole time he really drink wine coolers.
He just Photoshop's in beer bottles.
- PonyBoy0
Enter roast:
*taps mic - filthy loads of feedback
oo... hot mic
*loads of laughter
*sips coffee (it's been a long night)
so I'm out with gruntt the other night.... the dude won't shut up about the new public transit system going in to his neighborhood...
... turns out that his neighbor had bought a new tractor
HEY-OOooo!!
*multiple colored-people explode from gyrating so hard in laughter
*women's panties melt as I sip my warm beverage
no... but seriously.. gruntt is defintely one my favorite NT'ers... favorite NT'er to mow my lawn!!
Hey gruntt! John Deere called and they want their lifestyle back!
*gut-wrenching moment of pure joyous laughter from all that are present
*sips coffee... spits it out...
... this tastes like shit!
*laughter like lightning
- blaw0
hahahaha... it took me 'till today to catch the 'Enter roast:" part.