religion
religion
- Started
- Last post
- 3,175 Responses
- hydro744
- now do Mohamed banging his 9 year old wifeGnash
- She was actually 6 when they married Gnash, I couldn't believe it so watched a scholar explain how hilarious it was that she brought her dolls to the wedding.PhanLo
- @gnash, why?monospaced
- @mono, maybe because critics and ridiculers of religion are selective and like a soft target.Morning_star
- lol, jesus weenis on the front pageAkagiyama
- Because it’s funny that Mohamed fucks childrenGnash
- Why do you care though? Why do you think people should pick one over the other?monospaced
- It’s easier to make fun of Christianity because we know more about it. Play on words, etc.monospaced
- Personally I think they’re all deserving of ridicule. But Christianity above others.monospaced
- Yeah, do that with Allah, faggotcrazyprick
- Allah is actually just Abrahamic God, he's the same guy. Big white guy in the skyPhanLo
- Jesus is Coming!fooler
- I know you have a soft spot for minor attracted people, mono. So I see why you feel that wayGnash
- Damn! JC was hung!futurefood
- slow clap futurefood_niko
- ..that's not hung in more than one way.garbage
- I meant he was hung up on breaking all the rules! teaching how to make love and suchfuturefood
- flolgarbage
- He's cum too soon, it's not Easter until next weekGardener
- The spirit of easter right there, it's all about pumpin'.PhanLo
- Allah, what a faggotcrazyprick
- I have a what, Gnash? You just making up nonsense about me? Fucking weird.monospaced
- Is that what Christians call pedophiles in their ranks, “minor attracted people”? No, no soft spot here for that.monospaced
- who would of thought that Hung Jesus would cause soo many issues here. He is just into BDSM, let the man enjoy!hydro74
- Sure mono, sure. Act all confused :)Gnash
- @hydro, posting such shit is simply a low hanging fruit. Try that with Islam.crazyprick
- I’m not confused, I very clearly am against criminal pedophilia and especially the conspiracy by the Catholic Church to cover it up. Now youmonospaced
- I think the bored conversation about how similar evangelicals of any faith or non-faith should get a room is over.garbage
- We need to talk about calling that silhouette as "hung". That's a short pencil Jesus is weeping with.garbage
- Garbage is a size queencrazyprick
- thought for a moment his chin/beard was his noserzu-rzu
- PhanLo5
- Damn suuuuunPhanLo
- Well, Abe said, “Where you want this killin' done?"
God said, “Out on Highway 61”CyBrainX - God only likes daughters.NBQ00
- I will say that the Binding of Isaac is one of the greatest stories in religious history. Doesn't fit in with the others.garbage
- Story about a man asked to do the absolutely unthinkable, and he spends three days walking to kill his son on a mountain.garbage
- It's actually God playing a mob boss, because he tells Abraham he'd never let it go through, just wanted to know how dedicated he was.garbage
- This is "someone" billions worship.CyBrainX
- Oh it's definitely folk history, but it's folk history that spawned all three Abrahamic religions and wars for generations. Leap of faith.garbage
- Sounds like a real jerk!palimpsest
- Ok Norm, lol.garbage
- ;-)palimpsest
- PhanLo4
- lol Mountain Dew is the new sacramental wine_niko
- I like that he said he didn’t live on earth and his address was heaven.PhanLo
- Missed opportunity to ask him why he bothered to break the window at allnb
- MAGA be like...utopian
- Whats your last name? Christmilfhunter
- Wow! There's my next tune sample.Ianbolton
- ^ :-)PhanLo
- CyBrainX0
- So He made men and women, the bible, their inequality and the institution of marriage....and then made the earth. Someone didn't think this through.Morning_star
- Ramanisky20
No thanks, “Eternity Karen”
- they spend their lives as miserable cunts so that they get into heaven...and then what? do they let loose and party it up and enjoy orgies and the finest coke_niko
- or do they remain miserable cunts in hopes of getting into where? heaven 2.0 - Florida Estates? complete with shuffleboard and self-flagellation?_niko
- ^ lmaoRamanisky2
- whatthefunk4
- The sick thing is it’s usually what the bible tells them what to desire. It’s drilled into them from a very young agefuturefood
- There might not be any religion if it weren't drilled into their them at a young age. How else would so many people believe so many impossible things?CyBrainX
- Ramanisky28
- You can substitute the universe for god in 1-6 and it still works_niko
- God got bored after 4 billions years, so he decided to play a game, but then he got bored again and left the game.ApeRobot
- one day he'll be like "..how shit, i wonder what happened to those fuckers.."ApeRobot
- I wonder what happened to that petri dish I left in the dark corner of my dank basement_niko
- we didn't say it was the best religion. we just said it was the only legitimate religion.sarahfailin
- I disagree Niko. The universe doesn’t just arbitrarily create things or decide anything. It doesn’t kill species.monospaced
- Maybe you mean just “natural processes” or “forces” and to that I agree.monospaced
- SUN=GOD
Also all religions are absolutely total BS.HAL9001 - I also disagree about the universe. The universe isn't considered a being that decides anything.CyBrainX
- PhanLo0
- God heals through 1s and 0sfuturefood
- he's got the whoooole world...sarahfailin
- HAL90010
To make the occupation of Palestine make sense!
https://www.reddit.com/r/comedy/…
- Ramanisky25
- he watched South Park once_niko
- they're white so it's safe to shit on their religion. If it were anything other than a white Christian demo you wouldn't be so prone to posting ithotroddy
- also going on - communities dressing up out of their crocs and sweatpants to bond to try to make sense of a little thing called life.hotroddy
- ^ sure buddy... sureRamanisky2
- Social contagion.i_monk
- I'll happily shit on any religion without reserve, hotroddy. Christianity is just easier, and it's all around, and stupid af.monospaced
- So, what part of this is helping make sense of anything? Please elaborate.monospaced
- hotroddy: "you should really be shitting exclusively on racial minority religions, because as the shameless, bigoted cunt I am, that makes me happy."monospaced
- I grew up in a christian household, we never ever did daft shit like that. It's embarassing.PhanLo
- HotRod would’nt call this ... ohh let’s now... “Indoctrination”, now would he.Ramanisky2
- The poor kid's pet turtle just died, and then he saw image of Trump on his burnt toast...it's a life changing event. The lord works in mysterious ways.utopian
- This could very easily be Taylor Swift fans trying to 'touch the boy that Taylor made eye contact with'...PonyBoy
- love that one girl in pink, juuuuust behind the boy...not crying at all, and looks to be hoping no one notices lol....exador1
- One of the foster families I lived with was ALL INTO THIS shit. They prayed over me and told me to speak in tongues.. all I had was Meccalecca High.. Hidey Ho!hydro74
- ^hahahahah.ShenanigansTV
- lol someone's ignoring all the time people shit on Muslim on qbn.
selective memory.pango - Selective memory is a bigot's favorite weapon.CyBrainX
- What are white religions?jmckinno
- This is fucking terrifying. It's easy to see how quickly people can become radicalized and do their 'leader's' bidding...whatever that might be :-/formed
- but but but Hotrod Johnson thinks this normal and ok.Ramanisky2
- yup exador1, there is hope for her as she is not buying into the mass hysteria.Nutter
- "Oh, heavenly father, take away this shadow!"Nairn
- are they all blonde?HAL9001
- If not religion the void inevitably is filled with something worse. Much like the void China will fill when the USA ceases to be the global superpower.hotroddy
- Much like the socialism that will ultimately encroach on this country when there is no longer a middle class.hotroddy
- That’s simply not true. That’s just your assumption, which stems from your absolute inability to comprehend that religion isn’t necessary to be good.monospaced
- Also your analogy not only doesn’t make sense, it’s so off topic it is absolutely meaningless.monospaced
- lol, look at this stupid cunt making up this nonsense about people having “voids.” You sound like a new age retard, seriously. Voids. Go fill your void, bitchmonospaced
- Religion has long served as a way to instill and it's being replaced by narcissism which is leading to the societal decline you see around you.hotroddy
- *instill morals.hotroddy
- You haven't thought it through. Religion has served as a positive integral and cultural part of the poor black, white and Latin communities.hotroddy
- let's replace it with Taylor Swift and
Lil Jonhotroddy - Bitches when they smell me wearing Chanel Coromandel.Wordsworth
- Bitches when they smell me wearing
axe body sprayRamanisky2 - loll that's about right ram :)Wordsworth
- Voids'll get youi_monk
- If you need religion to have morals, you’re probably a bad person. I reject your dumb fuck idea that everyone needs a mental crutch.monospaced
- Not to mention that religious institutions and people clearly have zero claim to morality.monospaced
- Can we get rid of hotroddy?canoe
- and undermine the plurality of QBN? Spoken like a true leftyhotroddy
- Naturally, you reject the notion, just as politicians whose policies exacerbate the moral decline within disadvantaged communities.hotroddy
- To you, it's nothing the gov't can't solve.hotroddy
- hmmmm how many very religious country has high crime rate? hmmmmmmmpango
- Canada had 36% of people with no religion vs US 26-29% with no religion. Similar culture and geography. How does that compare with crime rate?pango
- keep believing what you want to believe and then come up with an explanation from your ass. we believe in you knobby!!pango
- comparing Canada to the US is your first mistake. If you got out of Mom's basement and could recognize geographical landmarks and know thathotroddy
- *you'd know thathotroddy
- Ha wrong! Assuming I'm wrong is your biggest mistake. You should know that!
pango - https://media.tenor.…pango
- PhanLo0
- ah harkens back to a time when schizophrenics were seen as holy men_niko
- Also recently read that there is no evidence whatsoever that Jews were enslaved in Egypt_niko
- Ah yes. The white Christian stuff hotroddy likes.monospaced
- Moses was NigerianGnash
- Yeah. It was sarcasm.monospaced
- Nairn0
"It did fuel many serious art movements and there’s some merit to that of course"
– monospacedI was in the Cattedrale di Pisa, next to the famous leaning tower, earlier this year and I was absolutely and utterly taken by a piece - a small and apparently inconsequential piece as I can't find the fucker on the internet to keep a photo. It was an image of christ described in gold leaf, and the rays on the halo were just.. sublime.I literally stared at this thing for ten minutes.
This was a small piece, off in a corner in a ridiculously-extravagant edifice, the likes of which I cannot even begin to imagine how it was all put together, and all I could think was "This is the absolute antithesis of what Christ wanted".
All that concentration of money and power, over so many centuries, fucking over all the people that Christ most wanted to help.
As much as I was bewitched by that beautiful, golden representation of Jesus, I knew that it was inherently disgusting.
- Yeah I agree, religion is a pretty despicable thing. Just sayin they paid for a lot of nice art and architecture. Chill.monospaced
- Please don’t interpret what I’m saying as defending religion. That’s really not my thing, at all.monospaced
- I’m just remarking on the same thing you are. That it was absolutely beautiful, extravagant, cherished, and everywhere.monospaced
- Sorry, wasn't attacking you, just using what you said as a pivot to what i was thinking amongst all of that...extravagance.Nairn
- Lol at the monosplainGnash
- Ramanisky20
My moneyz on that sandal wearing hippy
- nb0
The concept of forgiveness and absolution is clever.
It enables a Christian to do “bad” things but still judge others for doing the very same things.
Empowering hypocrites since 4000 BC!
- more like 300AD, no?Nairn
- The hypocrisy you describe goes against actual xtian principles (making them 'false xtians')—so you don't really have a point other than they're hypocrites. :)PonyBoy
- lol. Christians since 4000 bcGnash
- The one god myth I supposemonospaced
- As long as you donate weekly, you are a good Christian.Wordsworth
- for starters ...monospaced
- imagine a world where you can distinguish between "good" and "bad" people with a quote from a book and a service what makes people confess all their bad acts.sted
- For repeating these quotes in return, these bad deeds of the people who use this service should be nullified.sted
- those who determine the gravity of the given crime never abuse the information they have obtained, neither when they determine the number of repetitionssted
- nor afterwards.sted
- not even when they commit an evil deed.sted
- or one of theirs.sted
- never.sted
- :)sted
- You’re forgetting repentance and penance which are also part of Christian forgiving. Absolution cannot be given without them.Morning_star
- Ramanisky21
- Ass Backwards MAGAtards.utopian
- is it fertilized?BabySnakes
- Nairn4
^
I've spent a fair amount of time in Italy these last few years, and have seen the grandest of edifices put up in Christ's name - as they have been in my own and many other country's too, obviously - but the sheer opulence of the ones in Italy, at the height of the respective powers that comprised it? It's crazy-ridiculous.And against everything Christ himself taught.
It's so crazy to me how the entiriety of Christ's teaching has been so utterly mangled and abused to exact power, might and capital in the hands and roots that grew the sheer perversion that is the catholic, and most every other, church.
But here we are, and it's entirely normalised.
- All the symbols ( † ), sainthoods and relics etc go completely against Christ's actual teachings too... 'perversion' is too kind a wordPonyBoy
- When I lived there I spent a lot of time in their churchesGnash
- Always something to learn, from small family chapels to cathedralsGnash
- It did fuel many serious art movements and there’s some merit to that of course.monospaced
- PhanLo1
- Saint Mary Magdalene, thank you very much.palimpsest
- *emotionally unavailable 33 tear old man with a messiah complex_niko
