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- PhanLo0
AI Speeches are fire!
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- PhanLo2
- Jesus Christ!monospaced
- God Damn!YakuZoku
- Prayers do work!futurefood
- Proof that Jesus can't take a yoke.palimpsest
- Yeezus* if you will.palimpsest
- Ts & Psutopian
- Ha! I almost put this in the Headline Of The Day.fooler
- Dios mio!OBBTKN
- haha, that's very good, palimFax_Benson
- Palimsest, your "yoke" joke is sublime.Horp
- All your late night talk shows have been cancelled.Akagiyama
- Fucking hell, pali, lol.Nairn
- Slow clap Pali :)_niko
- dbloc3
Christians say 'God is delaying the Rapture' until Epstein Files are released
https://www.the-express.com/news…
- mort_5
- The best kind of correct.
"The first devices identified as guns or proto-guns appeared in China from around AD 1000."palimpsest - Matthew 26:53palimpsest
- Ok but he wouldn’t die from old age?mort_
- I think you're making the same mistake as the sticker. Do you mean "wouldn't he have (already) died from old age?". The answer is yes and no.palimpsest
- As per the sticker, for him to possess a gun he would necessarily have to exist in a later time period (post gun invention), which would include "today."palimpsest
- It doesn't specify his date of appereance and ignores his superpowers. Since we know that the purpose of Jesus, the son of god, was his sacrifice on the cross.palimpsest
- His dad turned him in.monospaced
- Actually, it was the boy that kissed him.palimpsest
- Jesus' homies were packing, tho. But he shut that shit down because knew it was his time and he was no punk.
John 18:10-11palimpsest - thanks libtardsneverscared
- Prolly talking about Jesus, his neighbour from Guatemalamaikel
- Jajaja!palimpsest
- The best kind of correct.
- PhanLo0
Jesus getting his wand out
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- https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
- He's a big lad.Morning_star
- That’s MosesGnash
- https://www.biblical…PhanLo
- It's all a remixPhanLo
- then it could be Steve from accountingGnash
- Was he a holy man remixed from pagan stories?PhanLo
- no, Steve just works in accountingGnash
- PhanLo12
- lolYakuZoku
- +renderedred
- "it's funny because it's true" - H. Simpsonrzu-rzu
- This works with real living and working catholic priests and little boys too, which is insanely more concerning.monospaced
- ohflolNairn
- Imagine if I posted thisNBQ00
- I imagine your version of this post would include your personal takemonospaced
- I’ve never heard about an epidemic of Islamic pederasses who regularly marry underage women.monospaced
- "pederasses" Word of the Dayutopian
- banging babies since 613 ADGnash
- There is always a loophole
https://www.youtube.…PhanLo - mono honey, still so ignorant when it comes to Islam. Why are you sucking up to it so much.NBQ00
- I’m not! I’m wondering if there is an actual culture of this practice or if it’s just some shit Muhammad did thousands of years ago.monospaced
- I would never suck up to any religion, for the record. They’re all so stupid.monospaced
- Mary was only 11 when she married Joseph, 13 when baby Jebus arrived.PhanLo
- ^ there is exactly zero scripture that indicates either of their agesGnash
- While Aisha was 6 when married, mumu waited until she was 9 to fuck herGnash
- Dinnae greet aboot the holy virgin Gnash. It's not like Joseph actually shagged her, she just got space pumped.PhanLo
- Yeah that makes perfect sense.monospaced
- I see, so it’s ok to rape a nine year old? Got it. Well doneGnash
- You're a wild lad Gnash. No-one said it was ok.PhanLo
- Romans, Greeks, Today's elite class, all kid fuckersYakuZoku
- Child marriage is currently legal in 34 states, and 4 U.S. states do not require any minimum age for marriagePhanLo
- LOL
https://19thnews.org…PhanLo - Surprised that California has no age limit for marriage. "Old enough to bleed old enough for me" - Josephutopian
- Muhammad also said kill the Jews. Charming fella.mort_
- All religions are mass control tools, based on pure lies.
They all do evil shit.ApeRobot - Not all justify raping kidsGnash
- ''Nothing'' you mean.ApeRobot
- nothing, except for mumu and his spawnGnash
- Does Islam explicitly justify raping kids and is that customary in any Muslim community? Honestly.monospaced
- Like, I know that the Bible absolutely does NOT justify raping kids, but the practice among catholic priests is rampant worldwide.monospaced
- I know Mormons and some Orthodox Jews are REALLY into marrying underage girls for the sole purpose of making kids. Is it similar with Muslims somewhere?monospaced
- the 'prophet' explicitly approves of child rape both in word and dead. you can whatabbout all you like and it doesn't change that one bitGnash
- @mono: see page 40 of
https://www.unicef.o…rzu-rzu - sure it's great that "only" 18% of girls marry before the age of 18, and 3% before the age of 15rzu-rzu
- but when you combine it with the idea of "pleasure marriage" that is approved by Sharia, it basically legalizes sex-trafficking of childrenrzu-rzu
- I've been defending muslims from, what I thought, were just racist attacks, but the more I learn about this stuff, the more disgusted I amrzu-rzu
- and mono, I completely agree with you on the catholic pedo priests, but imagine if Jesus himself fucked a child and the Christians were cool with thatrzu-rzu
- But they do, and his name is Trump?Nairn
- if we use this kind of parallel, Trump is more akin to Muhammad, than to Christ.rzu-rzu
- renderedred12
Happy International Blasphemy Day!
This is International Blasphemy Day -- a day for denigrating, mocking, and denouncing deeply-held spiritual beliefs of every kind!- Believe in what you want, but do not force it on other people.ApeRobot
- Canadian Blasphemy.palimpsest
- Every time that I see the word "Blasphemy" I see and think of "Blue Raspberry'.utopian
- True Storyutopian
- shit, this is every jesus fucking day for me.futurefood
- Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymousneverscared
- That's why he created astrology.palimpsest
- renderedred0
Pulsa diNura
Pulsa deNura, Pulsa diNura or Pulsa Denoura (Jewish Babylonian Aramaic: פולסא דנורא, romanized: pulsā di-nurā, lit. 'the lash of fire') is a purportedly ancient Kabbalistic ceremony in which the destroying angels are invoked to block heavenly forgiveness of the subject's sins, allegedly causing all the curses named in the Bible to befall him resulting in his death. It is controversial for having been allegedly invoked against several contemporary political figures, including by Yosef Dayan against Yitzchak Rabin before his assassination.
- PhanLo12
