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    • The best kind of correct.
      "The first devices identified as guns or proto-guns appeared in China from around AD 1000."      palimpsest
    • Matthew 26:53palimpsest
    • Ok but he wouldn’t die from old age?mort_
    • I think you're making the same mistake as the sticker. Do you mean "wouldn't he have (already) died from old age?". The answer is yes and no.palimpsest
    • As per the sticker, for him to possess a gun he would necessarily have to exist in a later time period (post gun invention), which would include "today."palimpsest
    • It doesn't specify his date of appereance and ignores his superpowers. Since we know that the purpose of Jesus, the son of god, was his sacrifice on the cross.palimpsest
    • His dad turned him in.monospaced
    • Actually, it was the boy that kissed him.palimpsest
    • Jesus' homies were packing, tho. But he shut that shit down because knew it was his time and he was no punk.
      John 18:10-11      palimpsest
    • thanks libtardsneverscared
    • Prolly talking about Jesus, his neighbour from Guatemalamaikel
    • Jajaja!palimpsest
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