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- cosmo0
just write this one sentence "It puts on the lotion in the bucket.".
- ricstultz0
Never write about yourself in third person for a bio. Always speak in first person. everyone knows you wrote it anyways...
- ********0
mr dinky was born late in 19__ and left on the doorstep of the great salvador dali....'s brother in law pedro. from there pedro taught mr dinky the ways of the tuba.
dinky soon outgrew the tuba and realized the chicks just weren't diggin it. after brief stints as a thumbtac tester and post it note assembler he finally found his way into the web.... of a huge spider. then and only then when faced with death did he see his true calling. a designer. after playing dead and waiting for the spider to go to sleep dinky took off his shoe and forcefully smashed the spider in which had nearly taken his life.
minutes later he walked to the nearest best buy and after learning the way of the nOOb bought his first computer... and a pack of skittles. the rest is history.
the end.
- gruntt0
that was pretty, kona.
- ********0
kona you should be in charge of my authorized bopgraphy
- cosmo0
k0na can u write one for me please?
- mg330
Is this with the hopes of getting a job?
If yes, I suggest using the following poem.
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Aint no kiddin that I'm awesome,
I'll tell it to you right from the start.
Your ears are gonna twitch and your mind is gonna spin, before you even learn the best part.
See there's a thing about me that you might oughta know,
I wear K-Swiss and tie ties like a bow.
But I better tell you now that it's all a disguise,
for my superhero strength and my 20/20 eyes.
I coulda been a pilot in an F-16,
but that's no place for a Photoshop machine.
Cuz that's what I am and that's what I do,
Bustin' out graphics and workin' hard for you.
I'll whip out a layout faster than you know,
Send that sh*t to the best awards shows.
Because I've got the skills and I've got the mind,
to work all night when a deadline's in a bind.
I don't need more than a little food and water,
a little bit of sleep and some dreams of Harry Potter.
But I'm getting off topic, so I think I'll close with this:
I am the best designer, with me you just can't miss.
- kelpie0
Dinky was born in Rosario, Argentina, the eldest of five children in a family of mixed Spanish and Irish descent as his paternal great-grandfather was an Irish immigrant. The date of birth recorded on his birth certificate was June 14, 1928. The birth certificate may have been deliberately falsified to help shield the family from a scandal relating to his mother's having been three months pregnant when she was married.
Dinky's ancestor Patrick Lynch, founder of the Argentine branch of the Lynches, was born in Ireland in 1715. He left for Bilbao, Spain, and traveled from there to Argentina. Francisco Lynch (Dinky's great-grandfather) was born in 1817, and Ana Lynch (his grandmother) in 1861. Her son Ernesto Dinky Lynch (Dinky's father) was born in 1900. Lynch married Celia de la Serna and had five children.
In this upper-middle class family with significantly left-wing views, Dinky became known for his dynamic and radical perspective even as a boy. Though suffering from the crippling bouts of asthma that were to handicap him throughout his life, he excelled as an athlete. In 1948, he entered the University of Buenos Aires to study medicine. There he also excelled as a scholar and completed his medical studies in March 1953.
He spent many of his holidays traveling around Latin America. In 1951, Dinky's older friend, Alberto Granado, a biochemist and a political radical, suggested that Dinky take a year off his medical studies to embark on a trip they had talked of doing for years, traversing South America on a Norton 500 cc motorcycle nicknamed La Poderosa meaning the "the mighty one", with the idea of spending a few weeks volunteering at a leper colony in Peru on the banks of the Amazon River during the trip. Dinky and the 29-year-old Alberto soon set off from their hometown of Alta Gracia. Dinky narrated this journey in The Motorcycle Diaries, translated in 1996 (and turned into a motion picture of the same name in 2004). Through his first-hand observations of the poverty and powerlessness of the masses, he decided that the only remedy for Latin America's social inequities lay in revolution. His travels also taught him to look upon Latin America not as a collection of separate nations but as one cultural and economic entity, the liberation of which would require an intercontinental strategy. He began to develop his idea of a united South America without borders, united in a common 'mestizo' culture, an idea which would figure greatly in his later revolutionary activities. Upon his return to Argentina, he completed his medical studies as quickly as he could, to enable him to continue his travels around South America.
- exador10
ahh, Kona..
you have achieved master status as a bio writer..
:)
cheers buddy
exyears ago, kona and i collaborated on his bio...
after reading his version of Dinky's, it's obvious to me that the dude can sling the funny stuff better than i..
cheers dude..well done
:)
- ********0
cosmo:
cosmo was a strange lad being born and raised in what some would call a mud hut, but his family lovingly called home. for those who are wondering how he came about his name, his mother and father named him after the great cosmorpheus jones... great rock skipper and engine overhauler.
at the young age of 32 cosmo finally moved out of his home in search of lifes great mysteries. like what is bark made from, and trying to figure out how much wood could a wood chuck chuk if a wood chuk could chuk wood. cosmo roamed the earth much like cain without all the cool karate skills solving small village problems with his vast knowledge and winchester shotgun which he lovingly refered to as his 'BOOM STICK'
after some time cosmo stumbled upon the small town of pa-ho-e-nix... which he later learned was pronounced phoenix where he first learned about computing... from computers. the rest, other than a brief jail term for a car vs. marathon runners incident... is history.
- ********0
no way. ex is the master. i am grasshopper trying to grab the pebble from his hand.
- ********0
man i didnt know i wrote the motorcycle diaries.
where the f*** is my royalty?
- cosmo0
hahaha...damn k0na u r good at this bio thiny, that was awesome.
- brandelec0
kOna, can you do a short one for me but with more supporting boobie roles
- ********0
i see a made for TV movie coming up
- cosmo0
kOna is like miss cleo.
- kld0
dinky, a thousand stinky pinkys can't be wrong, or maybe so wrong it's right, anyhoo, date or hire him, it's pretty much the same thing.
- ********0
before becoming a computer design wiz bang yace you might remember brandelec from such films as 'boobs: i love em', 'revenge of the boobs part II, boobs in paradise' and 'boobzilla vs. mothra'.
also brandelec was the boob stunt double in such films as 'boob academy I: boobs learn to shoot' and 'BOOBS... where are they now?'
- brandelec0
nice!
mr. lova lova, girli'm mr. boobtastic... say me fanlactic... touch me in my boob she says i'm mr. boo--oo--oob
- ********0
in related news shaggy just had a huge chill run down his spine.