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- ********
i hate writing about my self in third person.
wanna help?
- donal0
i'll help!
- tkmeister0
is this for an online dating service you gonna post?
- jdcomba0
mr dinky was born to a family of wild possums who taught him how to use a computer at the age of 1.3759. at that point he became a graphic designer.
- jevad0
Dinky is haute
Dinky is rad
hire dinky
- MrRemote0
The one women love, and men want to be.
- kelpie0
"They say the light which burns twice as bright burns half as long; this could be said of Dinky, who tragicly died earlier this week in a freak dental hygiene accident.
10'000 weeping baby deer attended his funeral yesterday, as he was cast from Niagra falls in a lead barrel.the world shall never see his like again"
:(
- ********0
There once was a young man called dinky.
His pants they were often quite stinky.
But that was ok, as his work was teh gay.
If you want to see more here's the linky.
- kelpie0
skt you are a king of verse :0
- ********0
its not for a job but i need to post this through my company network tellnig people about my self
but so far, i am writing down your suggestions..
possum, check !
- kelpie0
"Hi, I'm Dinky - try me, I'm easy :)"
just like that...
- donal0
Mr Dinky (Born Jimplton Crimplecrap) was spat from his mother's wretched womb in a shack in the clondyke during the tail end of the goldrush. After several years being raised by toadstools in a diaplidated forest he was found and taken in by a group of travelling carpark attendants from whom he learned his lifelong love of an ordered grid.
It was this that led him to discover the graphics arts, a passion that led him to the hands of the great Paul Rand, who is said to have beaten the young dinky every night for 18 years with a steel rule and wet cashmere sweater.
His big break arrived when ..fuck it i'm bored.
- ********0
donal
that seems like an intro to a Charles Dickens novel
- donal0
everyones a critic
- ********0
you get B-
- donal0
better than i expected - i did virtually no study!
- shellie0
Dinky takes it in the face like a champ. That's all you need to know. Dinky kills 'em all!
- ********0
hello. i'm dinky. i kinda think of myself as a cold beer.
i have a nice shape. i'm easy to get to. i open up pretty easily. mmm... my contents smell so good and i taste good too.
mmm... i taste REALLY GOOD.
BUT ONE'S NOT ENOUGH! you have to have another. AND ANOTHER! pretty soon you'd step over your own mother just to get to one!
anyways. hire me.
- shellie0
I love kOnas
- ********0
i love kona also
he had me at hello
- gruntt0
my name is dinky. i'm usually topless and my breath smells of crayons. if you see me around the office please give me a hug.