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MrDinky is stinky.
_done
- vwsung18t0
kona write my bio, i will do anything in return
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i'm off to a liquid lunch.
need funny juice.
i'll be back at 1... or 2. :)
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I do remember Dinky taking one for the team in that club we thought was straight but turned out to be a transvestite hang out.
Addaboy!!
whata'guy!
:P
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o i knew he / she was a tranny
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mr dinky, who is frequently mistaken for johnny depp, is an asian chav currently residing in canada
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mr dinky, who is frequently mistaken for johnny depp, is an asian chav currently residing in canada
Rand
(Jun 27 05, 10:04)winner
- vwsung18t0
MrDinky is a "Golden Sponge Cake with Creamy Filling" created by Hostess, and baked by Continental Baking Co, which is owned by Kansas City-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation. MrDinky was born on April 6, 1930 by bakery manager James Dewar. MrDinky originally contained a banana filling, but this was replaced with a vanilla filling during the great banana shortage of World War II.
MrDinky is oblong in shape, approximately 4" x 1" (10 cm x 2.5 cm), and marketed in packages of two. He has a shelf life of 25 days due to their lack of dairy based ingredients. Various urban legends have stated that MrDinky have shelf lives anywhere from several years up to one century in duration, but there is no evidence to support this. MrDinky is often derided by unattributed critics as the quintessential junk food. MrDinky contains about 150 calories. 500 million are produced each year.
Most people believe that MrDinky is baked because of the coloring of the bottom of the treat (looks brown as if it was baked in an oven), Continental Foods itself has never revealed the process of the making of a MrDinky. However, the Washington Post reported on April 15, 2005 that "the cakes are baked for 10 minutes, then the cream filling is injected through three holes in the top, which is browned from baking. The cake is flipped before packaging, so the rounded yellow bottom becomes the top." Hostess was the implied source of the information.
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you sick b*astard
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lol vw
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vwsung was born and raised by a pack of rabid chincillas in the galapagose islands in the late 70s. he was taught the ways of the chinchilla which included snuggling, rolling, and ripping the villagers eyes out for fun.
at the age of 22 he became a chin chilla man and after the ceremonial sending off celebration... bitches... of putting on a pair of muddy boots and trampling all over eddie murphys white couch he was on his way to bigger and better couches.
along the way he came across a blind wise man named joe joe the idiot boy and learned much from his as he was stealing his wallet looking for his blockbuster card. it was then he noticed a young strapping man with chiseled muscles and flowing hair driving a 66 vette did he realize his true calling in life. a male model.
when that didn't pan out he turned to computers.
:)
- vwsung18t0
thank you kona, the strange part is that there's aprts of it that's actually true
- tkmeister0
you guys are good. so creative on monday. my brain's dead.
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vw... the chin chillas?!?!!
- grafholic0
hahahahaha.
- vwsung18t0
going through someone else's wallet looking for a blockbuster card, wanting to be a male model. i thought it would be the easiest way to make a living. i was going to model as much as i could and so i can retire early and start driving across the US stealing from venting machines.
also wanted to be a rogue firefighter that only fights big fires like forest fires. this was after watching Firestorm starring howie long.