self bio?
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mr dinky was born late in 19__ and left on the doorstep of the great salvador dali....'s brother in law pedro. from there pedro taught mr dinky the ways of the tuba.
dinky soon outgrew the tuba and realized the chicks just weren't diggin it. after brief stints as a thumbtac tester and post it note assembler he finally found his way into the web.... of a huge spider. then and only then when faced with death did he see his true calling. a designer. after playing dead and waiting for the spider to go to sleep dinky took off his shoe and forcefully smashed the spider in which had nearly taken his life.
minutes later he walked to the nearest best buy and after learning the way of the nOOb bought his first computer... and a pack of skittles. the rest is history.
the end.