self bio?
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- mg330
Is this with the hopes of getting a job?
If yes, I suggest using the following poem.
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Aint no kiddin that I'm awesome,
I'll tell it to you right from the start.
Your ears are gonna twitch and your mind is gonna spin, before you even learn the best part.
See there's a thing about me that you might oughta know,
I wear K-Swiss and tie ties like a bow.
But I better tell you now that it's all a disguise,
for my superhero strength and my 20/20 eyes.
I coulda been a pilot in an F-16,
but that's no place for a Photoshop machine.
Cuz that's what I am and that's what I do,
Bustin' out graphics and workin' hard for you.
I'll whip out a layout faster than you know,
Send that sh*t to the best awards shows.
Because I've got the skills and I've got the mind,
to work all night when a deadline's in a bind.
I don't need more than a little food and water,
a little bit of sleep and some dreams of Harry Potter.
But I'm getting off topic, so I think I'll close with this:
I am the best designer, with me you just can't miss.