self bio?

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    hello. i'm dinky. i kinda think of myself as a cold beer.

    i have a nice shape. i'm easy to get to. i open up pretty easily. mmm... my contents smell so good and i taste good too.

    mmm... i taste REALLY GOOD.

    BUT ONE'S NOT ENOUGH! you have to have another. AND ANOTHER! pretty soon you'd step over your own mother just to get to one!

    anyways. hire me.

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