self bio?

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    Mr Dinky (Born Jimplton Crimplecrap) was spat from his mother's wretched womb in a shack in the clondyke during the tail end of the goldrush. After several years being raised by toadstools in a diaplidated forest he was found and taken in by a group of travelling carpark attendants from whom he learned his lifelong love of an ordered grid.

    It was this that led him to discover the graphics arts, a passion that led him to the hands of the great Paul Rand, who is said to have beaten the young dinky every night for 18 years with a steel rule and wet cashmere sweater.

    His big break arrived when ..fuck it i'm bored.

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