PVN Anthology IV
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- kelpie0
that's 3 beauties in a row, nice one
me
(Feb 9 07, 02:53)
- Concrete0
I am a cliché.
- Concrete0
*throws stone at wasp nest, runs like buggery
Nairn
(Feb 8 07, 08:03)I don't know what that means, but I'm Nairn does.
- kelpie0
There isn't a whole lot of respect in this place is there.
People sure say a lot of things here that I bet they wouldn't say to someones face.
If your trying to bring me down your going to have to work really hard.
benpeck
(Feb 8 07, 15:09)It's a running joke here Ben, the "timeline". Used whenever someone posts something that has already been discussed. It's not meant to be taken too seriously.
And you're right, I wouldn't say timeline to your face, that would make me a weirdo.
skt
(Feb 8 07, 15:12)I guess that my new nickname "timeline".
Hopefully I wont make the same mistake twice.
benpeck
(Feb 8 07, 15:25)actually, your new nickname is cuntyface.
hello cuntyface.
rasko4
(Feb 8 07, 15:26)I'm out. You'll see me around.
benpeck
(Feb 8 07, 15:26)hahaha.
skt
(Feb 8 07, 15:31)Bye then... cuntyface.
5timuli
(Feb 8 07, 15:51)*cackle
- edd-e0
a designer solves problems, an artist smears shit on a cnavas and calls it the virgin mary.
mrdobolina
(Feb 9 07, 13:11)
- ********0
- anyone associated with Murder Inc.
- Courtney Love
- Pete Doherty + Kate Moss
Jaline
(Feb 10 07, 09:04)This isn't for people we want dead?
Oh....
Jaline
(Feb 10 07, 15:43)haaahaah, from the "top 5 alive" thread.
- Balance0
Burn him! He thinks differently then we do!
mrdobolina
(Feb 11 07, 07:14)
- OSFA0
and jay z does creative direction
i might be better off askin chuck to provide me w/ some original action script to animate those colorful outerglow graphics
son
(Feb 11 07, 10:29)
- version30
I've been telling my fiance how much I'd love the Police to get back together so I could finally see them and then they book a date on our wedding day/night... The wedding probably won't be the same without me...
alacran
(Feb 12 07, 18:59)
- mg330
1S/P is the mathamatical formula for those who were wondering.
ross
(Feb 13 07, 12:12)
- paraselene0
has nothing to do with design, it's in the business practice, for example - the attempt to rebrand Compton... image creation, slight-of-hand, smoke and mirrors is only an illusion if not backed up by positive practice over time
Practice what you preach and //ultimately make sure that if there's a pointy bit of something in the logo, it's pointing upwards...
neue75_bold
(Feb 15 07, 05:38)
- rafalski0
, like.
paraselene
(Feb 7 07, 05:48)
- chossy0
christ, fox is nuttier than squirrel shit.
check dis
hotair.com/archives/20...
Kuz
(Feb 15 07, 07:26)ha ha ha ha great days, I'm sorry kuz but I will steal this phrase from you and use it sometime and hopefully it will get the reaction it so deserves brilliant I love it he he he. :D
- Milan0
Enter title: ipod movie
Enter topic: Hello! how do I download a movie to my new Ipod? Peace.reivilo_001
(Feb 15 07, 10:52)---------------
First you'll need to print out the movie - i suggest glossy paper if you want decent quality. Then you'll want to put the printed movie into a galvanized metal bucket, spray it with gasoline (do this outdoors if possible, but not critical). Let that shit soak in for a minute. Away from the bucket, light a match and hold it lit in your left hand. With the ipod in your righthand hold it upright (so the little hole is facing down) directly over the bucket. Throw in match. It's going to flame the fuck up at first - don't flinch! If you do flinch you have a good chance of making the video appear jumpy. When the flames die down the movie will smoke and smolder. Let the smoke seep up into the ipod hole. Even after the fire appears to be completely out (ie: no more smoke) you're going to want to continue to hold your ipod over the bucket - there are fumes involved that are not visable to the naked eye... those fumes make up the audio part of your movie, therefore very important. After about 30-45 minutes of holding the device over said bucket you should have the video safely inside your ipod. Wash up and enjoy!
grunttt
(Feb 15 07, 11:01)
- paraselene0
I've just realised that "personality super nova" means that I'd be a great laugh for 5 minutes then shrink into a cold dull dwarf, then turn into a great sucking black hole of doom and destruction.
good analogy then.
kelpie
(Feb 16 07, 04:20)
- e-pill0
this thread is the online equivalent of standing behind the PE hall passing round a stinkin soapbar joint before skiving off maths. its always the same 4/5 of us who have this conversation at least weekly...
kelpie
(Feb 19 07, 08:11)
- kelpie0
why would anybody want to carry around a packet of american hard gums anyway what help would that be in fending of the fevered rage of a bear and or an oscelot hell bent on sinking it's teeth into your rump, hell I would carry a hollow pipe good for the fast swinging and I would also carry a cat 'o' nine tails simply cause it makes for a satisfying whip crack and boy the names mysterious too, like the time I ordered 'The six mountains Six deaths' curry from the 'Navids Nivrvana' indian takeaway, I was so enamoured by the name I just had to purchase it. It felt like I had actually passed six mountains the nex morning and hell each time I thought I would die :/
chossy
(Feb 19 07, 08:27)classic.
- version30
i'd rather have a cousin fucker in the oval office than hillary though.
johndiggity
(Feb 20 07, 12:17)
- ********0
Biodome to cover the nature part.
Jaline
(Feb 20 07, 13:43)
- e-pill0
ya know..when i was in college studying this stuff, there were only a handful of us that were actually competent artists..in the sense of being able to draw fairly well...the rest of my class could barely get it together to do a stick figure..
but by the end of third year, most of them had improved dramatically....
and more important than that, its no that often that i'm required to draw something freehand in this line of work...
the good thing is that when i do have to, i'm able to...but as the old man once said...you don't have to know everything...you just have to be able to hire those that do...
in other words, if a kick ass illustration is required in a job, you hire a kickass illustrator..or you go to a stock site like istsock.com and purchase it...helps if you can do your own..but it aint neccesary ...
also, some of the cats in my school that sucked the worst at drawing also happened to be some of the best when it came to design in general (good use of type, layouts etc)
hope that helps..
and yeah...if you want to get better at it...draw draw draw alllll the time...doodle..whate ver..
practice makes perfect..ex
exador1
(Feb 22 07, 07:03)wow ex that was really nice!! and very well put!
:)