PVN Anthology IV
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- k0na_an0k0
Don't make me start a PVN Anthology V thread.
*holds gun to PVN's head
- version30
sorry doug, truly
who the fuck cares?
seriously, we're users of a website, rules for threads?, fucking stupid
version4
(Mar 6 07, 08:06)
version4
(Mar 6 07, 08:19)
- kelpie0
not telling you again. shut up.
- version30
who the fuck cares?
seriously, we're users of a website, rules for threads?, fucking stupid
version4
(Mar 6 07, 08:06)
version4
(Mar 6 07, 08:19)
version4
(Mar 6 07, 08:21)
- spendogg0
"We are looking for a logo that is edgy, timeless and classy. Maybe something in a square with a skiier."
- Client, 10 minutes ago
- spendogg0
ignore previous post - sorry
- kelpie0
who the fuck cares?
seriously, we're users of a website, rules for threads?, fucking stupid
version4
(Mar 6 07, 08:06)
version4
(Mar 6 07, 08:19)
version4
(Mar 6 07, 08:21)
version4
(Mar 6 07, 08:24)mate, no-one as highly strung as you should ever be left in charge of a fire-arm. just sayin.
- neue75_bold0
I would kill myself if I had to live with him...
- Jaline0
SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU
- grunttt0
SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU
Jaline
(Mar 6 07, 11:11)
- version30
did you know that if you got a tape worm the best way to get it out is to starve yourself for a while then sit in a bathtub full of warm milk and wait for the entire thing to come out your bum?
nLHb
(Mar 6 07, 18:38)
- ********0
(in sign language, as face blanches white then turns a bluish purple through red as I struggle to hold my breath)
May-be you should have pulled me out be-fore vac-uum seal-ing thread?
*writhes whimsically on floor
Nairn
(Mar 7 07, 02:37)
- bolus0
I don't get it...
Why do some people copy and paste someone else's response on here as their own reply to a thread... it happens all the time. For example, a response in such a way to this post would be:"Why do some people copy and paste someone else's response on here as their own reply to a thread... it happens all the time. For example, a response in such a way to this post would be:
cacoe
"
Without actually adding anything to it... or saying anything else..? uh?
cacoe
(Mar 7 07, 03:56)I'm not just imagining it though right? Eh? I swear on longer treads it happens all the time. Its kinda annoying, you'll get to a random repost, then track back to see if you actually lost track along the way. Then... nope, someone made a random copy+paste post. So weird.
cacoe
(Mar 7 07, 04:07)Oh. This is the only place I've seen that does that. Of course that idea did run through my mind but I was like... "Naaaaaaaaa..."
cacoe
(Mar 7 07, 04:08)anthology thread....
cacoe
(Mar 7 07, 04:09)
- ********0
I don't get it...
Why do some people copy and paste someone else's response on here as their own reply to a thread... it happens all the time. For example, a response in such a way to this post would be:"Why do some people copy and paste someone else's response on here as their own reply to a thread... it happens all the time. For example, a response in such a way to this post would be:
cacoe
"
Without actually adding anything to it... or saying anything else..? uh?
cacoe
(Mar 7 07, 03:56)I'm not just imagining it though right? Eh? I swear on longer treads it happens all the time. Its kinda annoying, you'll get to a random repost, then track back to see if you actually lost track along the way. Then... nope, someone made a random copy+paste post. So weird.
cacoe
(Mar 7 07, 04:07)Oh. This is the only place I've seen that does that. Of course that idea did run through my mind but I was like... "Naaaaaaaaa..."
cacoe
(Mar 7 07, 04:08)anthology thread....
cacoe
(Mar 7 07, 04:09)
bolus
(Mar 7 07, 04:23)who cares. just more space taken at the mediatemple servers...
it's even worse when a lot of space has been put inbetween.
oh the little rascal i am!
- version30
from now on, i'm storing my compliments here for everyone that thinks i just bitch. :)
you're a genius! thanks for telling me about this and for taking the time to check out my code. it works like a charm :)
leftwave
(Mar 7 07, 10:33)---
nice job again version4...
+1!
*claps
OSFA
(Mar 7 07, 10:35)---
*standing ovation
*html
leftwave
(Mar 7 07, 10:36)
- version30
thanks version4.
kyo
(Mar 7 07, 11:22)
- version30
care 'n stuff.
lvl_13
(Mar 7 07, 19:51)
- kelpie0
right, that's a new thing you can't do in here, as of today
- kelpie0
where is the design?
where is the punctuation?
where is the spell check?
it's kind of a clever idea, but the only thing on this card that gives the impression that you are a graphic designer is the fact that it says so, and to be honest, i'd need a bit more proof than that if i were going to give you some of my hard-earned money.
you need to think about the typography! it's all you've got here. there's no logo, no colour - and don't get me wrong, i can appreciate the idea and the simplicity as well - but if you're selling yourself as a designer you need to sit down and seriously consider a few things:
1. i don't think a serif font works in this situation; i'd personally use helvetica, but maybe i've just spent too much time around snuggles.
2. there are two things that scream laziness to me: underlines and italics. these are typographical conventions which are used in certain circumstances: titles of novels, foreign words, etc. when you use them for emphasis and use them *together*, it looks like a cop-out. if i wanted to highlight certain parts of the text in this particular situation, i'd use a colour or a percentage black or a slightly heavier typeface or try to set them aside spatially somehow.
3. email should be lower case (as has been said before). you also have three sentences there and only one full stop. there ought to be a comma, as well.
again, the idea is kind of compelling, but to make it work you have to have a bit of panache and confidence. this looks like a text message. i don't mean to be harsh, but you need a rethink.
paraselene
(Mar 8 07, 02:38)gosh!
sorry, just posting this in a kind of "coming of age" stylee, hehe ;P
- e-pill0
Here is the greatest movie review ever...and it just so happens to be of 300...
"I just saw a movie that'll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It's called 300. I don't know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could've called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it'd still rule.
It's about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated shit out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper.
The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it's sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY . Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, "I need some extra sauce packets" guess what? You're getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain.
I can't spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN'T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that's hitting someone's balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey.
TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN'T LIKE:
COOL THING ONE:
HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENESWho gives a shit if the music isn't historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could've used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel's Pretzel is telling you that you'll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand.
COOL THING TWO:
FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSSBasically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There's wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he's got Rosie O'Donnell on his back.
Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight.
NOT SO GOOD THING:
DUDE NUDITY ("DUDE-ITY"These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they're serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties.
Any directors reading this - IT'S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES.
Can't someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON?
My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I've seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf."
design_naked
(Mar 8 07, 10:01)