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Enter topic: Hello! how do I download a movie to my new Ipod? Peace.reivilo_001
(Feb 15 07, 10:52)---------------
First you'll need to print out the movie - i suggest glossy paper if you want decent quality. Then you'll want to put the printed movie into a galvanized metal bucket, spray it with gasoline (do this outdoors if possible, but not critical). Let that shit soak in for a minute. Away from the bucket, light a match and hold it lit in your left hand. With the ipod in your righthand hold it upright (so the little hole is facing down) directly over the bucket. Throw in match. It's going to flame the fuck up at first - don't flinch! If you do flinch you have a good chance of making the video appear jumpy. When the flames die down the movie will smoke and smolder. Let the smoke seep up into the ipod hole. Even after the fire appears to be completely out (ie: no more smoke) you're going to want to continue to hold your ipod over the bucket - there are fumes involved that are not visable to the naked eye... those fumes make up the audio part of your movie, therefore very important. After about 30-45 minutes of holding the device over said bucket you should have the video safely inside your ipod. Wash up and enjoy!
grunttt
(Feb 15 07, 11:01)