PVN Anthology IV
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come on, rand. i'll work on it with you. in fact .. we should have a contest and see who come up with THE logo for son! a trademark BATTLE! we can form battalions armed with rag translucents and microtech pens in every diameter
ah nevermind.
_salisae_
(Jul 13 06, 06:35)hehe
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Have you ever woken up at the German embassy, unsure of how you got there, and when you went into the kitchen there was this crazy Romanian woman with rollers in her hair and big fake breasts babbling incoherantly about the ants in her bedroom, and the next thing you know she's running around with a can of Raid spraying everything in sight, and this official looking guy named Klaus - in a brown twead suit mind you -comes in and is like, okay, the fun is up, it's time for you to leave, so they give you a parting gift complete with raspberry jam and the Wim Wenders boxset, including Wings of Desire, and the next thing you know this gay brotha named Toine, who has this pink bandanna around his neck, is driving you home in his white Cabriolet with the top up, and when you ask him to turn down 99 Red Balloons he looks at you with pain in his eyes, and you want to apologize but then he pulls up in front of this 24 hour donut shop and just kicks you out of the car, laughing wildly, and these Danish tourists waiting for the cable cars start snapping pictures of you laying on the curb, thinking this is an authentic American moment, and you're like how did my life turn out like this?
Me neither.
kingjulien
(Jul 14 06, 10:09)
- _salisae_0
oh look it's Jevad the incredible indelible moral bastion zen master pacifist coming straight from the East.
rasko4
(Jul 17 06, 11:32)
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shit shellie thats horrible - glad you are both ok. Did you get the license of the minivan so you can go round and knock his/her teeth out?
jevad
(Jul 17 06, 11:21)oh look it's Jevad the incredible indelible moral bastion zen master pacifist coming straight from the East.
rasko4
(Jul 17 06, 11:32)--
this one needed to be put into context, hehe..
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Someone should timeline the middle east.
Jnr_Madison
(Jul 18 06, 17:51)instant classic!
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Me (right) and my wonderful friend Morag
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emptyempty
(Jul 18 06, 19:05)your first post!!!!
:)
- spongebob0
voorpagina
knows_nothing
(Jul 18 06, 11:53)
- e-pill0
eels + ass = wrong
nicko
(Jul 19 06, 09:46)
- e-pill0
ask your girlfriend, you sound about as decisive as her choosing a swimsuit
version4
(Jul 19 06, 11:07)
- spongebob0
developing in IE is like giving birth through your rectum.
doctor_shim
(Jul 20 06, 14:49)
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is it like when you leave a beach towel in a bag, the open 2 weeks later? - smells like a pair of otter balls punched you in the face
spendogg
(Jul 21 06, 08:13)
- k0na_an0k0
No not really, I'm just more of a "the glass is half full" kinda guy and you're a "why hasn't george bush filled up my half empty glass" kinda guy.
garett_west
(Jul 21 06, 14:17)I think this is the first ever for him.
- paraselene0
you shoulda been here this weekend emo, whippits and I went to the Torture Museum and came with this great concept for a little something I like to refer to as the i-Maiden [we're gonna pitch it to Apple] Basically it's like an evolution of the Iron Maiden, but instead of a device of torture it's more of an isolation booth but filled to the tits with technology, like the whole front will actually be a touch-screen plasma display.
You'll be able to release controlled amounts of various gasses/substances of your choice, so you could just be mildly comatosed or heavily sedated, whatever you're in the mood for...
Similarly to tandem bench seating, you can order multi-person i-Maiden's, a 2-seater all the way up to a 5-person unit, the i-Maiden Pro...
The thing we won't mention to Apple is that it can also be used as a means to an end. Either by releasing, via the web, software hacks, hidden key-command combinations or third party software and plug-ins. You can off just yourself or take the whole family with you, screaming kids and all....
neue75_bold
(Jul 19 06, 10:53)
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I'm living vicariously thru this thread
kyl3
(Jul 22 06, 10:08)
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Isn't this a bit like bringing home your mistress and asking your wife to be friends with her?
Or is that just me?
Jnr_Madison
(Jul 23 06, 07:48)
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yeah, agree, Taragee - it is of course, officially, and 'above all else', tacky and dumb, but really its a watered down version of the strip club dynamic..
The people really 'paying for' this are those that part with their hard-earned cash in some way in reward for just blatantly looking at the woman in a setting/manner they could not ordinarily do.
In the Miss Universe place, I guess the bottom-liners are the people targetted by the advertisers/sponsors - ie Coors Lite, Chevrolet, WWF consumers...
The girls themselves are to a lesser or greater extent at the top of the chain - they get the most (potential) reward from being involved, which at best can be a lifetime career based on noteriety, which it's up to them to control....Blow it all in a couple of years 'acting', doing PAs, calendars, modelling tat, etc - or be a bit smart about it, generate some capital, start a charity, do some investing, make some difference somewhere to kids with no parents, shoes or friends..
Its a complex issue, and certainly a very different beast to the old 'beauty pageants' of 30 or 40 years ago...
The biggest losers are said Coors Lights/strip clubbers, whereas the right-looking smart girl could do very well indeed. Nonetheless, almost everyone inbetween will without doubt be the kind of cancerous greasy LA showbiz agent-liar-thief-sna kes we all know and hate.mikotondria2
(Jul 24 06, 01:28)...and surely we're all post politically correct enough to be able to celebrate the culturally relative and transitory ideals of human beauty without the need to remind ourselves at every conceivable turn that looks are low on the list of important personal qualities - Noone publishes an essay on color theory in webdesign whilst constantly reiterating the importance of typography every 2 lines.
Er, etc.mikotondria2
(Jul 24 06, 01:32)ffs, just say you like to watch, lol.
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please..
..tell me about your experience with intel macs and cs2 suite.is it so bad?
tomkat
(Jul 20 06, 07:40)my computer blew up.
the next one i got (macbook pro) and used cs2 it melted right on my desk.
then the next one took so long to edit the text it opened up a black hole in the monitor and i stuck my hand in and it traveled back in time and slapped emilia airhart in the face while she was flying thus causing her to crash.
the next macbook running cs2 ran so slow it actually went back in time and morphed itself into a commodore 64 and i played pong for 6 hours straight while watching the ball spin in cs2.
actually. use the find button as this has been discussed about 6 times this week already. epill and i will both tell you cs2 runs faster on this macbook pro than it did on my ibook and his desktop. it's not lightning fast but it's managable and after a few days you don't notice it anymore. cs2 running a bit slow is a small price to pay for the fastest laptop running slow on cs2 until early next year.
k0na_an0k
(Jul 20 06, 08:20)
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i am gonna copy some good ones that are about to disappear:
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You're telling me that we can't send in some black-ops to assassinate Mr. Iran and C-4 his plants? Just do it.™
digitalswarm
(Apr 25 06, 15:22)
e-pill
(Apr 25 06, 16:28)Aye, needs a lot more golfclub, like the pure stella bird from the seminar gave me in dubai after i had a lash off her jammy rag purse, i made it a soft day! Dead fuckin' brill!! Daft eh?
carver
(Apr 26 06, 12:01)
Crouwel
(Apr 26 06, 12:10)
----i just had to plug myself with this one, i thought it was a pretty well done imitation of carver, with the help of some irish slang dictionaries that is!
Crouwel
(Apr 26 06, 12:14)dead fuckin brill!
fluxismo
(Apr 26 06, 12:15)Its better than finding some dirty gruds....
phatlee
(Apr 27 06, 01:05)No it's not. It's a fucking travesty, and a sad reflection of the level to that humanity has sunk. These are Graphic Designers, whom I'd presume to be at least a small notch above the ditzy bints that buy this shit and have NOTHING else of any worth to offer themselves, me, the world, the universe or anything. If you read this, go outside and fucking hang yourself. Hang yourself. No one will remember you, you'll die alone and scared because you never ever bothered to think for yourself about anything other than what some big titted animal feeds her retarted, blind son.
Yes. I'd rather find dirty gruds.
determinedmoth
(Apr 27 06, 01:15)
kelpie
(Apr 27 06, 01:39)I once tried command z after a traffic accident
fluxismo
(Apr 29 06, 11:19)
Jnr_Madison
(Apr 29 06, 12:11)Metatarsal?
Poor Rooney probably thinks he hurt a passing dinosaur.
determinedmoth
(May 2 06, 05:25)
paraselene
(May 2 06, 05:26)he's hung like a horse...
neue75_bold
(May 4 06, 22:35)hung like a horse...
mr_snuggles
(May 5 06, 00:13)his cock is as thick as a coke bottle, apparently...
mr_snuggles
(May 5 06, 00:28)a completely healthy fascination with jared leto. nothing weird about that at all.
paraselene
(May 5 06, 00:48)he's hung like jesus..
mr_snuggles
(May 5 06, 02:26)pissing myself now...
paraselene
(May 5 06, 02:28)
- e-pill0
we had a deal!
Okay so sunday afternoon I was minding my own buisness when driving to my friends house and 3 pigeons decide to use me as a vessel to end their meaningless life!! The street was york and my speed was a simple 35. I see 3 pigeons land about a yard in front of me... USUALLY they will fly away so I continue my speed... no breaking no accelerating... I get to about 5 feet from them and I notice their determination! 4 feet, 3 feet, 2 feet... one pigeon decide it was a chicken at the last moment a flew up and hit my front fender... the other two decided to be martyrs for the constant oppressed pigeon community! As i run them over a bunch of feathers spit forth like a shower of fireworks to celebrate their passing. 2 birds perished because of me!
It reminds me of a scene from Seinfeld! WE HAD A DEAL!!!! They are suppose to fly away! I believe they were commiting suicide because of the heat or they were martys like i said earlier. The sad thing is the one that chickened out will constantly be berated by degrating remarks from his pigeon community! Oh well... another one bites the dust!
Momentum2
(Jul 24 06, 12:00)
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i congratulate you, internet username.
where?
doing what?
madirish
(Jul 24 06, 13:01)