PVN Anthology IV
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- paraselene0
you shoulda been here this weekend emo, whippits and I went to the Torture Museum and came with this great concept for a little something I like to refer to as the i-Maiden [we're gonna pitch it to Apple] Basically it's like an evolution of the Iron Maiden, but instead of a device of torture it's more of an isolation booth but filled to the tits with technology, like the whole front will actually be a touch-screen plasma display.
You'll be able to release controlled amounts of various gasses/substances of your choice, so you could just be mildly comatosed or heavily sedated, whatever you're in the mood for...
Similarly to tandem bench seating, you can order multi-person i-Maiden's, a 2-seater all the way up to a 5-person unit, the i-Maiden Pro...
The thing we won't mention to Apple is that it can also be used as a means to an end. Either by releasing, via the web, software hacks, hidden key-command combinations or third party software and plug-ins. You can off just yourself or take the whole family with you, screaming kids and all....
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(Jul 19 06, 10:53)