PVN Anthology IV
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Have you ever woken up at the German embassy, unsure of how you got there, and when you went into the kitchen there was this crazy Romanian woman with rollers in her hair and big fake breasts babbling incoherantly about the ants in her bedroom, and the next thing you know she's running around with a can of Raid spraying everything in sight, and this official looking guy named Klaus - in a brown twead suit mind you -comes in and is like, okay, the fun is up, it's time for you to leave, so they give you a parting gift complete with raspberry jam and the Wim Wenders boxset, including Wings of Desire, and the next thing you know this gay brotha named Toine, who has this pink bandanna around his neck, is driving you home in his white Cabriolet with the top up, and when you ask him to turn down 99 Red Balloons he looks at you with pain in his eyes, and you want to apologize but then he pulls up in front of this 24 hour donut shop and just kicks you out of the car, laughing wildly, and these Danish tourists waiting for the cable cars start snapping pictures of you laying on the curb, thinking this is an authentic American moment, and you're like how did my life turn out like this?
Me neither.
kingjulien
(Jul 14 06, 10:09)