PVN Anthology IV
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- kelpie0
haha yeah it could be worse you could be me i've been up for the past 48 hours. the first 15 i dug a ditch and then i operated heavy machinery for the next 8, followed by a shift in one of gordon ramsay's kitchens and then for nine hours i was donating blood and for the last 8 i was sandblasting snuggle's chastity belt. boo. yah.
paraselene
(Jul 25 06, 08:21)"sandblasting snuggle's chastity belt"
hehehehe
- mayo0
i need some confirmation on this from a reliable source before we go hitting up urban dic...
madirish
(Jul 26 06, 16:53)How is this confirmed? Ok, i'll go out tonight and pick up some dum hoe! After, I'll ask a her some questions.
Do you feel that I:
A: Gave it to you proper
B:
C:
joyride2
(Jul 26 06, 17:14)in the discussion if whether "getting proper" meant butt sex
- ********0
I am speechless.
bookmarked.
canuck
(Jul 27 06, 12:06)
- kelpie0
bastard gorillas, you hairy gun toting fuckers, I rue the day I ever put a nappy on you and made you ride a bike for my adverts little did I know you would take this knowledge and form a massive simian army hell bent on the destruction of mankind and the enslavement of all our womenfolk to work until death in your sweet sweet sugar dens damn youse damn youse all to hell.
*shaves off all body hair as sign of defiance and sepratism. Does the opposable thumbs gang sign, and walks upright with chest out bearing my confidence.
chossy
(Jul 28 06, 06:22)chossy's rightly a bit pissed at all the gorilla warfare in the middle east at the mo. I hear you bro.
- version30
and if a girl cheats on you... chances are you will never find out, unless she wants you to
CALLES
(Jul 28 06, 13:03)
- _salisae_0
on cheating:
if you don't mind irreparably damaging a fellow human being, its ok
Rand
(Jul 28 06, 15:29)
- e-pill0
if you knew anything about Jaline, you'd know she was a hot and horny teen slut
KuzII
(Jul 31 06, 07:33)
- ********0
i don't get her. first she's in the chocolatier asking for a chocolate bar of pure imagination and a popsicle with sentimental sweetness peaking round corners and under tables to discover the mysterious house confectioneries then she's driving over babies with her car .. i mean on purpose. swerving to squish 'em.
perplexing.
_salisae_
(Aug 1 06, 09:40)
- e-pill0
always get collateral before beginning a project .. a child of theirs (preferably first born) or a small pet if the project is not that significant in size
_salisae_
(Aug 1 06, 14:10)
- ********0
Bye bye work!
I'm just off to meet the boss for lunch to tell him I'm fleeing the country at our busiest time of year. He's liable to crucify me so I'm wearing my steel gauntlets and reinforced leather underpants. Wish me luck!5timuli
(Aug 2 06, 05:12)I hope you invited him to lunch to 'discuss some exciting new developments for the company'
kelpie
(Aug 2 06, 05:36)
- kelpie0
i don't eat clowns. i punch them in the face, yes. but then i do wash my hands in pure alcohol.
Crouwel
(Aug 2 06, 06:02)'k
- ********0
What a bunch of second button down vagina necks.
normal
(Aug 2 06, 02:23)
***************That's the best thing I've ever heard.
chaztoo
(Aug 2 06, 06:35)agreed!
- neue75_bold0
ha, ha, d to..
have fun snuggles, try not to touch her in any strange places. like your world for example...
kelpie
(Aug 2 06, 09:57)
- ********0
Thanks _epill. Weirdly, you don't like what e-pill suggested which threw me until I realised you're somebody else. I'm comfortabel with the orange though.
JerseyRaindog
(Aug 3 06, 05:10)
- _salisae_0
jevad: Lighten up.
QBN
(Aug 4 06, 08:23)
- ********0
Massive cohones.
monoboy
(Aug 8 06, 05:47)
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Yup, that's an Irish thing, huge fucking cohones, small dangly bit at the end. It's a curse really.
TheBlueOne
(Aug 8 06, 05:50)
- e-pill0
you can force an auto-install and make the user update their player in only seconds... w/a redirect right back to the website and be done w/'the issue'...
... the flash 9 player is out already... time to move up to at least 8... tell the silly girl to shut her hole.
say it like that too... "hey... you... you're a silly girl and you should shut your hole".
:) Point at her while you're saying it too.
PonyBoy
(Aug 8 06, 12:16)
- ********0
Cheers all - 71 posts and about 3 viable suggestions - not bad for and NT Thread...
Gordy22
(Aug 9 06, 08:31)about 50% higher than normal
Rand
(Aug 9 06, 08:32)
- GreedoLives0
You are straite up and down ass crack, and that's that.
flavorful
(Aug 17 06, 07:50)