PVN Anthology IV
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we had a deal!
Okay so sunday afternoon I was minding my own buisness when driving to my friends house and 3 pigeons decide to use me as a vessel to end their meaningless life!! The street was york and my speed was a simple 35. I see 3 pigeons land about a yard in front of me... USUALLY they will fly away so I continue my speed... no breaking no accelerating... I get to about 5 feet from them and I notice their determination! 4 feet, 3 feet, 2 feet... one pigeon decide it was a chicken at the last moment a flew up and hit my front fender... the other two decided to be martyrs for the constant oppressed pigeon community! As i run them over a bunch of feathers spit forth like a shower of fireworks to celebrate their passing. 2 birds perished because of me!
It reminds me of a scene from Seinfeld! WE HAD A DEAL!!!! They are suppose to fly away! I believe they were commiting suicide because of the heat or they were martys like i said earlier. The sad thing is the one that chickened out will constantly be berated by degrating remarks from his pigeon community! Oh well... another one bites the dust!
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(Jul 24 06, 12:00)