GANJA TALES
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- ********0
fullerc thats hillarious!!!!!!!!
- fullerc0
it seems all my good ganja tales were in High School...except of course the time I got tunnel vision, the cold sweets and a paranoid attach 4th row at an NBA game. I ran up the bleachers trying not to pass out to get some nachos and some soda....I scaled my smoking way back since then.
- mrdobolina0
I once accidentally took a big hit off a wet joint from some weirdos at a slick rick concert, it was... different.
- fullerc0
I once accidentally took a big hit off a wet joint from some weirdos at a slick rick concert, it was... different.
mrdobolina
(Feb 22 06, 16:47)did he 'lip it or was it stacked?
- mrdobolina0
dust
- mrdobolina0
needless to say, I dont hit joints from people I don't know anymore.
- ********0
dust...
in 1997 i used to run a coffeeshop in manhattan. and one day my friend rolls up in her brand new jeep CJ7 1982 frikken hot!!!!! and a nice bag of weed [which was laced with angel dust] smells like burning nail polish remover was is it called...acetone something or other.real different but initially a good high, until the weirdness starts to happen and life starts to move real slow and then speed up like mesculine but then your sinking thru the floor and then you start gettting the chattering teeth and you cant stop and you start to lick your lips which leands to your teet hgrinding real hard andd you star to bite your lips and then ......its like all normal and nothing is happening its all quiet around and everything is flowing so smoothly and your looking around and no one knew what happened to which teh high goes like 11 hours of weirdness, if i knew before hand what i was getting into i probably would of loved it, but 11 hours of craazy weird hell running a bar/ coffeeshop tripping balls tweaking out....
i miss 1997!!!! good clean pure good fun!!!
- -scarabin-0
stoned at work right now
- ********0
scarabin-
how are those steam rollers you ordered
- -scarabin-0
fantastic
cleaning is just a pain in the ass
- ********0
giant nug
giant nug gets weighed
*twitches with epileptic excitment!!!
:)
- ********0
you should dress it up like people who dress there cat ...
another story /
back in 2004 my dad sold our house after a long financial struggle , so one day I invite my friends over to help me move and clean up and stuff and we light up 3 fatties one for each ... we are in the garage when all of a sudden I hear a distant " Hello, ...Hello" so the garage is hot boxed like a mutha and Im smelling hell of stinky , blood shot eyes .. I have to face this "Hello" I go out to check things out and it was the NEw owners of the house checking things out .. I introduce myself saying yea i use to live here we are just finishing up with the last of the junk , which was all the garage had , Im sure they cought a good wiff of me and the stench from the Garage ... the gentleman ask me , do you think you wil be done soon, I will be changing all locks on Wendesday ....
- ghandolf0
Okay, I've got one....
A buddy of mine works this event every year for like the past 23 years. The State Highway Patrol is the security force for the event... these guys don't kid around, - except for Officer "Bill".
Officer "Bill" knows we smoke, but we are very discreet about it, and he's got no issue with us doing it, as long as we don't do it in front of him, (in fact, he says he will join us when he retires).
Anyway, one afternoon, we're coming back from our trip to the 'back 40' having a pow-wow and smoking the peace pipe. As we return, we pass Officer 'Bill' in his cruiser. My buddy decides to flip him the bird and gives Officer Bill the finger, then speeds away. We are on private property, on the event grounds, and not the streets.Officer Bill starts up his car and engages in a pursuit (at like 20 mph). He pulls us over, gets out of his car and approaches us. The dudes in the back, who are oblivious to my buddy's relationship with Officer Bill, are f-r-e-a-k-i-n-g-o-u-t.
The car reeks, we've just given the state boys the finger, we fled, we're loaded, beer in the car. They are so uncomfortable, it's hilarious.Officer Bill approaches the window of the car, sizes up the occupants, looks us all over, takes a huge sniff, and looks at my buddy who's driving and says...
"Are they freaking out yet, John?"
He answers, "Yeah"... and says, "Thanks a lot, that was a good one! We got 'em good that time"Officer Bill smiled, said, "Have a nice day" and went back to his patrol.
- ********0
he's gonna have a party tonight.
- ********0
been mia, been smoking my brains out !!
- ********0
I once smoked so much pot that I ended up listening to the Doors for 35 years
- Seanbot0
last night i played chutes + ladders while sipping absinthe and smoking green.
this morning, i was afraid of myself.
- e-pill0
just received a bunch of tasty buds..listening to metallica accoustics creating new hardware [metal plates] for some closures i need to design...loving the snowstorm and this spliff i just finished pre-paring for my afternoon blaze of freelance freedom...sunday is Collie Weed in sunny Jamaica!!!!
:)
- Tara0
damn sounds like you're having a nice day e-pill. i'm super jealous
- e-pill0
2 months ago i bought a new grinder that catches all the KIEF and now i just sprinkled some in a lil bowl wit h some other potent trees and i just sparked it up and WOW!!!
:)