GANJA TALES
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- kyl30
currently a tale of desparation and lacking
- fooler0
I pulled up to a Taco Bell drive thru after a night of partying and when I pulled up about half way to the window about 4 cop cars boxed me in, jumped out with guns drawn.
The cops quickly looked around my vehicle stuck their heads into the drive-thru window then walked away.
I was shitting myself because I had a few beers, was in position of about an 1/8th and my roommates where known pot dealers.
When I got up to the window the cashier was nervously laughing and said "I accidentally pressed the panic button".
- dtan0
just had to one up me on the Taco Bell story, didn't ya? =)
- Tara0
"i accidentally pressed the panic button"
hahahahahahahaahha
- fooler0
just had to one up me on the Taco Bell story, didn't ya? =)
dtan
(May 16 06, 09:17)just reminded me of it...I might have even posted it before...one of my best ganga tales besides the one where I got pulled over for doing a U turn with a half oz under my seat and with no license and beer on my breath.
They lectured me and made my ex girlfriend drive me home and had no clue about the weed.
I know that one has to be a double post :)
- SERF0
I was at an Orioles game in Baltimore with a friend. We got kicked out. Tried to re-enter. Thrown down. Cuffed. Put in to the cell in the stadium.
Both cuffed. He has weed in the back pocket. I dig it out - then I was like - now what!!!!
I put it somewhere uncomfortable. On the way to the real jail. It falls out. That yours? say the officer...
Hell no!
Proceed to spend the night in jail where someone stole my hamburger. Got out. No weed.
:(
- Bouncer0
my friend was on his way home from work after a couple of beers. A guy had ran out of gas and my bro gave hime a lift the gas station. While pulling out of the gas station the cops followed him and pulled him over for a broken driver side mirror. As due course, breathalized him (0.01 over), searched the car and found a TINY amount of weed.
DUI, 250 hours community service, a fine and drug counseling later he can laugh about it. Last good deed he's ever gonna do!
It was FLORIDA though ...
- Mal0
Seeing a friend from Ireland to the airport with a few mates (in NYC) we take a fancy car and drink/smoke on the way to the airport, few more at the airport lounge then we part ways. He heads though booking, passport check and security and finally gets on the plane. It's only when he is sat down on the plane that we puts his hands behind his head and knocks a big twisty from behind his ear which had been there the whole time and he had forgot about.
Did he flush it? did he fuck, he wrapped it in plastic and stored it in his crack till he got home.
- mrdobolina0
hahahhaha mal!
- kyl30
classic mal
- fooler0
no let me "one up" the airport story....
Pre 9/11 friend stuffs an 1/2 oz in sock for a Tahoe trip. We get to the airport and his hiking boots set of the metal detector.
Security is this slick jerry curled mofo and pats down Jimmy's leg. "what's this" he asked padding down his sock. Jimmy lifts it and the security office sees it's only a huge bad o weed and tells us "Go get on your plane"!We proceed to the bar at 9:30 am and and Jimmy can barley lift his glass he's shaking so bad.
- ghandolf0
Went to see a mate of mine at his apartment. His mom worked (as a civilian) for the local police doing administrative work.
My buddy has his old car, a junker, parked in front of his apartment. It didn't work anymore. His mom, through her connections, could have it towed to the impound lot and 'dispose' of it for free.
So, she called it in.While I was over there at his apartment, there was a knock on the door. It was a policeman. Jeff, let him in. He was there for the car, sign here, yadda, yadda, thank you very much. The cop leaves,
Jeff closes the door, and slides down it, and sits on the floor.
He looks at me and say, "See those bags under the dining room table? (..Less than 20 feet away...).
"Yeeeessss", I say.
Jeff says, "Right there is 50 lbs of you know what!!!"^^
00"Gosh, would you look at the time? I gotta go, Jeff..."
They never came back for him.
- e-pill0
i smoked 3 joints this morning b3fore getting onto the subways...my eyes are still red!!
i love it!!!!
:)
- brandelec0
my neighbour came over last night with her bong and 100 oreos later, we had this brilliant idea to create and cut out a template of a pornstar and spray em up around the block with hot pink paint.
i had no idea how many we put up until i drove out to work this morning and every 20 feet or so of the 4 new buildings in my complex had a nice pink lady bending over
i actually feel bad about how many there are.. i mean 2, 3 in discreet spots wouldve been funny enuff.. i hope it rains soon
- ********0
i kid you not this is some of the storongest pot i ever smoked!!!!
:)
- 305artist0
I havent smoked since 98
- brandelec0
yo e - this new batch i got is the strongest ive ever had... i actually started believing i could od hahaha
- ********0
omg so messed up...i just went out to go meet some friends for dinner and in the middle of my wway to the train station the sky opened up and the thickest rain fell down.
today was such a gorgeuos day sunny n warm..;.but now psssh, i got so soaked!!! but im sooo high!!!!!!!!!
keep smoking brandelec...you cant od, til i meet you half way so keep on trucking!!!!
:)
- ********0
havn't smoked in a month - my lungs like me for it and i'm just getting over the crave...beers and music suggest weed and that drives me crazy
- brandboy0
omg highness!