GANJA TALES
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- ash-20
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- Concrete0
When I was at school my friend gave a blowback to his dog, chips.
At first he just seemed sleepy.
Then he started running in circles around the room, on the sofas up on tables etc, flat out. He stopped in front of us, lowered his head and slid his front legs apart (like a girrafe does when it drinks) and died!I laughed my spleen up!
- g3kk0k1d0
I have many tales but one that stands out for me that i will never forget: me and my m8 Al were walking in from town to uni both carrying black rucksacks, each with two shoe boxes sqaushed in it took us about 5 minutes to punch the boxes into the bags and zip up. We couldn't get a Cab just no chance of covering up the smell.
On our journey we had to cross some railway crossing thing and being very paranoid for good reasons i really didn't need to the barriers to come down to signal a train was on its way, it did! i was already panicking kept asking Al the same question "can you smell it?" he could, everybody could, then about 4 chav kids lined up behind us - all happy and giggling mentioning Al's Ganja shirt I purchased as a joke thinking he would not wear it(everyday i tell him not to wear it).
This is when I shit myself - A police car pulls up to be the second car inline - I'm really shitting myself by now, within about 10seconds the door opens and one guy gets out followed by the driver - i'm nearly crying - not thinking anything - just blank trying to keep myself steady.
The police man says hello to the kid by his first name 'Michael' - I was thinking random thoughts in tunnel vision - i could feel white lights were in the outside of my vision.
The barriers go up and I try to put one leg in front of the other and walk across - i didn't say anything to Al for the next 2 minutes (felt like hours)
and then All i could say was "Fucking Hell" about 3 times
apart from that we were silent the whole journey back.
- Tara0
When I was at school my friend gave a blowback to his dog, chips.
At first he just seemed sleepy.
Then he started running in circles around the room, on the sofas up on tables etc, flat out. He stopped in front of us, lowered his head and slid his front legs apart (like a girrafe does when it drinks) and died!I laughed my spleen up!
Concrete
(May 16 06, 02:37)you laughed? what kind of human being are you? that's horrible
- Nairn0
What a dull human being you must be, TaraTara. kids do stupid things like that all the time - I got my dog stoned when I was younger too. I feel guilty about it now, but it still raises a chuckle when I think about it..
- Concrete0
When I was at school my friend gave a blowback to his dog, chips.
At first he just seemed sleepy.
Then he started running in circles around the room, on the sofas up on tables etc, flat out. He stopped in front of us, lowered his head and slid his front legs apart (like a girrafe does when it drinks) and died!I laughed my spleen up!
Concrete
(May 16 06, 02:37)you laughed? what kind of human being are you? that's horrible
TaraTara
(May 16 06, 06:31)Smoke much? Get out of this thread and start a dog loving one of your own!
- Tara0
are you kidding me?
the dog died. died.
- nooner0
jesus. * slap
- Nairn0
*cough
I missed the 'died' bit. 'My bad'.
I'm just a dullard, rather than dull.
- Concrete0
Yes. As in sans pulse.
I now wear his skin as a cape.
- Nairn0
Cool. Does it imbue you with super-canine powers?
- Concrete0
I can lick my own balls.
Does that count?
- Mal0
- Nairn0
It most certainly does.
* Hunts Dog Robe.
- vespa0
this is what happens if you smoke too much weed:
- Nairn0
Dear Lord, I could only dream it were so, vespa..
- SERF0
- Tara0
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SERF
(May 16 06, 07:40)hahaha NICE!
- dtan0
Back in HS, my friend's parents moved out of their old house, but still kept it to renovate it. we would go up there and party, drink, smoke. One time, five of us crammed into my car and drove over to Taco Bell for some late night munchies, probably around 1am. We pull up and order around 12 tacos, 10 burritos and other assorted treats. When i first said "12 tacos", the dude responded back "12 tacos?!" in amazement.
Don't remember how much it cost, but i'm sure with all the food we ordered, it was less than 30 bucks!
- dtan0
on 4/20, my friend gained 4 pounds from only snacks.