GANJA TALES
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- ********0
I love happy endings
- words0
After I was like wtf? I said hey man what about a connection. No dice he was from out of town. And with taht out of my life. It was more the solid he did for me and the selfless nature of the act that I was responding to especially after three weeks of hell. It lasted me four days or so, but just until I was able to rangle a connection.
- words0
After being in LA for about a year I went out to do some errands. Just finished a little smoke at home, got in the car and headed to the end of the block. At the intersection. This dude runs up the car.
"Yo, I need a ride."
"What?"
"Im not going to rob you I need a ride."With that he pulls out a large stack of hunderd dollar bills. Me Im thinking about this. Once im done thinking about this I realize he is sitting next to me lighting a blunt.
"You smoke."
"Umm yes I guess."There was no way I was going to move this guy. 6'6 250-260 pounds. So I was like
"Where we going"
His story was that he was a rapper from oakland on tour with some people. His car was being repaired and needed to pick up his laundry from this laundromat a mile or so away. So we go tho the laundromat. He goes in gets about thirty throwback jerseys and throws them in my back seat. Runs back into get more. Then he quickly runs back out, up to my window. And says
"Wow. Dude. That was cool."
"What was cool?"
"Man I didnt know about you at first."Im thinking you didnt know about me? Who jumped in whos ride?
"Well it was hella cool"
"No problem man."So we drive around for a bit, talk about hip-hop and hoes (his topic). Smoke another Purple Haze blunt. Sat in a maserati & looked at rims. Then I dropped him back off. He gave me a eighth or so (also really great stuff) for my troubles. Opened the back of his recently repaired truck up to show a shit load of speakers and sneakers. Another weird day in LA CA.
- e-pill0
check this out!!!
- blaw0
yes, sir... displaying all the skills of a certified craftsman.
- skelly0
haha!
- ********0
found this pic on some old zip disks i had lying around.
jessica alba and her bong!!!
she is like 13 in this pic!!!
:)
oh and happy valentines day!!
- honest0
i came back from being Amsterdamned once believing I was in fact a reincarnated dog. Yup, every single f-ing tree.
- ********0
can i get a good funk good gawD!!
- ********0
i hate waiting for it....
- ********0
true NT story....
just last week, at Therapy where Timajick and Mal were spinning, i met TaraTara for the first time, it was so sweet, she walks right up to me, asking: 'are you e-pill'?? i was so taken aback, as it was soooo sweet sexy all at once..i first just smiled and then said yes, and she said oh im TARATARA! and we both were oh cooool!!! you so many years just seeing a name...
well the first i did after was pull our a jar and i gave her a nice joint i made just for her!!!
then we walked across the street and smoked 2!!!
that was a fun night!!!!!!!!!
here are the pics:
- ********0
NICE !!! on the pix ep
my close call
So am at the GYM doing the whole cardio thing .. and im out to my car where I got travel pipe that was about to get packed ..when I cop car rolls up on me , given the fact my windows are tinted limo black , shines the light on me as i have a pipe in my hand ...what to do , well I just start up my car and act Joe Cool as if I was just leaving ...... WORKED they rolled out and I was able to enjoy that bowl ....
- ********0
thats scary!!! must of been the best paranoia ever!!!!!!
i like getting 'the fear'
it makes me tingle!!!
- Seanbot0
don't even begin to speak of the "the fear."
i was riding my scooter to work the other day, felling confucious, when all of a sudden "the fear" hit me.
needless to say, i was ready to tear up while scootering 35mph.
though, it does make me tingle.
- ********0
I don't even go to the shops anymore.
- fullerc0
I once bought an OZ off my buddy out of his car window in the middle of the afternoon...
I stuffed it in my shorts, got in my car and did an immediate U turn. Lights go off and I'm like "shit, it's a sting".
You see my buddy worked at a head shop and was a major distributor so I naturally thought they've been watching him.
I pull over and they ask "you know why we pulled you over" thing and I play dumb. "You did a U turn in the middle of that street" the officer answers.
I thought I was going to get off scott free until he asks if I've been drinking. "I had a beer and a slice of pizza for lunch" I answer.
OUT OF THE CAR! He yelled and then proceeded to throw me against the car by the back belt loop and searched me without finding the huge bag in my undies. He gave me a field sobriety test which I passed and let me go as long as my girlfriend that was with would drive.
Damn I was lucky!
- digitalswarm0
You lucky sob.
- digitalswarm0
Ok, so on my 21st birthday, my buddies and I cram into my car for a late night session, smoking out of a beer can, while blasting old Sublime.
A cop car passes us, slams on the breaks, puts a spotlight on us, and then parks behind us.
No time to air out the car, and we've got an empty container that we're smoking out of...
I have a job interview the next morning, so I'm sweating bullets because I have to catch a train, and they're going to throw me in jail.
The car still reeks of booze and weed, and I hand over my license and we wait for probably 15 minutes, "We're fucked-we're fucked, we're so fucked."
The cop returns with my license, and says, turn down your music... and happy birthday.
They peel off and leave us hugging each other in the street.
- fullerc0
In HS I was thankfully on a rare date when my friends are sitting in my neighborhood smoking out.
As they smoke they see one of the many cruzers that patrolled our suburb pull down the street. They start the car and act cool doing 25 mph down the street. The cop is still tailing 'em so they pull into my parents driveway thinking the cop would keep going. The cop blocks them in the driveway and flips his lights on. It seems that they forgot to turn their lights on when they took off and it was night! My parents were entertaining some friends and my dad sees 2 of my best friends getting stuffed and cuffed in his driveway. My father who isn't usually this cool gets into it with the cops saying he'd take care of it. I'm sure they'd get in as much trouble from our parents for having beer and smoke on em.
So I pull up with my date seeing my dad yelling at a cop, my friends in a squad car, and all my parents friends looking out all the windows.Thank god I wasn't with them that night!
