Ban the internet
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- toe_knee
"Amarillo,TX --Gladis Haralski, founder of United Confederacy Against WWW (UCAWWW) announced last week of her ongoing campaign to shut down the internet.
In an interview Gladis proclaims the destructive way in which we use the internet degenerates society's standards. "The internet is nothing but filth to steal our children from God and truth", says Gladis...
Currently the UCAWWW holds 43 members, all of which reside in Texas. When Gladis was asked by reporters how she planned to reach out to others across the country she said, "We have many ongoing projects, and soon we'll be proud to announce the grand opening of our website."
- uberdesigner0
I'd sign it
- Lesk0
join my clan quick.
I already have yas first task, who can guess.
- Lesk0
seriously not thinkin in going back to the US, getting me confused with jesus will cause in be getting raped, and getting confused with satan burned.
damn.
- hotreport0
Uc... awwww
- konspiracy0
a WEBSITE to ban the internet?!
is that not a bit hypocritical??
someones GOTTA hack it and fill it with porn links and car crash photos - PLEASE!!!!
- konspiracy0
oh right, doh!
its just a link to a forum thang.take no notice of my last comment :P
- -kappa-0
If the web is the devil, does that make web designers high priest of satan?
- rasko40
I'd ban it too.
- Jaline0
The problem is...you can get anything you want from the internet. Hmm..except maybe real-life touching.
- lnu0
If internet was banned seven years ago I would be a skilled and probably employed architect by now.
- TheTick0
The second Dark Age is upon us all...
- BonSeff0
they are from texas? no way!
- sparker0
ban my nuts.
- QuincyArcher0
that can't be real. i absolutely cannot reconcile the idea that there is a person out there that stupid.
- JazX0
don't tell GeorgiePorgie about this. he might go ballistic!
- sparker0
ha. i have met people that stupid. unfortunately.
- TheTick0
Quincy, yes it is real.
Can we give Texas back to Mexico yet? I mean we can keep Austin - but give the rest back?
Or can we at least get Ozzy to piss on the Alamo again?
- ricstultz0
thats funny... i want to ban the internet... but not before i get my site up... jeeeeeeeeeeeezus. Thick as a brick.
- QuincyArcher0
Quincy, yes it is real.
TheTick
(May 19 05, 07:26)man...i was so hoping that this was some elaborate hoax...
- BonSeff0
A UserLoser Exclusive An Interview with Gladis on May 15, 2005
UserLoser: How do you feel about the media attention your group has received in the past few days?
Gladis:Oh it’s great! It just shows the Lord has blessed us in many ways!
UserLoser:What kind of responses have you had?
Gladis: Well, mostly bad ones but that’s because they are internet users. Most of the bad responses, I think they will change their minds. If they don’t change their minds, well they will be damned to where the Good Lord puts them. Hell!
UserLoser: Many people are bringing up the fact that you are fighting the internet, yet you have a website. How do you respond to that?
Gladis: You have to fight fire with fire, and the internet is the Burning Bush.
UserLoser:Um, ok. Isn’t it hypocritical though?
Gladis: I do what the Good Lord wants me to do and nothing else.
UserLoser:What about business? The business world depends on the internet.
Gladis:This is about our children and family values, not BUSINESS!
UserLoser:Gladis, business is a part of families. Without business families wouldn’t have the means to support themselves
Gladis:All you need is Church. This interview is over. I ain't gunna be mocked like this!
UserLoser is sad to say that Gladis hung up on us and will probably never speak to us again...However you can post your comments below and we will try to pass them on to her...