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- chossy0
these issues of baw this and baw that mean little to me I am basing my campaign on real issues not phoney popular culture politics, I will be focusing on good tunes and more sexual liberation.
- -_MU_-0
I love NT. Serious political question to baws sweat in 41 posts. classic.
- vespa0
*composes self once more and resumes John Humphreys voice
Yes but Mr OnD, how exactly do you propose to fund this research? are you attempting to slip a bawSweat tax past the electorate through the back door? what about the other charges that systemising the untapped bawSweat odour resource is an unsustainable route that can only leed to abolishing unnecessary bollocks, potentially leading to a bawLess society?
- ********0
these issues of baw this and baw that mean little to me I am basing my campaign on real issues not phoney popular culture politics, I will be focusing on good tunes and more sexual liberation.
chossy
(May 4 05, 04:36)Alas despite my esteemed competitor's most diligent efforts he has as yet been unable to liberate a single thing, I speak with particular regard to the continued imprisonment of his head in his rectum.
We in the pro natura baw sweat committee are indeed used to precisely this style of mockery as sponsored by the oil giants who I am sure you will concede have somewhat of a vested interest in seeing baws sweat products washed down the U bend.
- chossy0
I hate MX, Paraselene, and vespa they all say I'm gay but I have hardly ever done it on a bloke much atall really.
- paraselene0
is it true that your platform condones genetically modified bawSweat and as such contravenes stringent guidelines lain down by independent monitors, the HairyPlum Appreciation Society? Serious charges if proven.
vespa
(May 4 05, 04:33)absolutely not. that is a slanderous accusation. i am not of the anti-gm-baws-sweat platform but support an anti-baws-sweat platform. i do not believe that baws-sweat is a safe and renewable alternative energy source. please note that my esteemed colleague has said "ONCE science has provided us with an energy effiicient odour neutralising process." central to the tenet of the anti-baws-sweat movement is the caveat that such a solution is not likely to be found by the leading global scientific communities.
and as for the allegations that this is "phoney popular culture politics," i would like to remind our friends of the moderation-in-moderation party that the question of baws-sweat is bound to be of central importance to their compulsory public showers initiative.
- ********0
The funding for scientific baw sweat research will come from a fat tax. We firmly believe that although the more corpulent do indeed produce more baw sweat that this is of an inferior nature to baw sweat harvested from the more sporting populous. Also the further benefits of sporty baw sweat, according to Bo Bag - the top scientist in the field, is that it requires less odour reduction treatment. A bawless society is piffle and has been discussed since ancient times, mostly by the lesbotic movement I may add.
- jamble0
I'm voting lib dem only because Labour and the Tories are so objectionable.
- ********0
I hate MX, Paraselene, and vespa they all say I'm gay but I have hardly ever done it on a bloke much atall really.
chossy
(May 4 05, 04:44)This indeed typical of the Ayrie Fayrie Partye.
I refuse to lower myself to the level of personal politics.
- kelpie0
nup.
Still voting for Chossy's bunch.
Your baw sweat programme is highly suspect mx.
I'm sick of all the lies from you people, you're all the same. One wants baw sweat, teh other wants baw sweat and teh working man will have to sweat it out either way.
Baws to yous.
- ********0
In response to my esteemed anti baw sweat colleague I would like to say:
tish, tish, tish and pish.
Baw sweat odour neutralisation is a growth area in the scientific community and any allegation to the contrary is misinformed and esoteric.
Major breakthroughs have been made using the waste products of the whisky distillation process, environmental groups have praised this process given the massive reduction in toxic waste being deposited.
- paraselene0
i will not countenance a response to such personal and highly emotional attacks (as one might expect from the moderation-in-moderation party).
our party as well is lobbying to institute the fat tax, but it is utter foolishness to channel these resources into scientific baw sweat research as it is bound to have a very low yield. the fat tax monies must be used to explore the promotion of stuttering, banjo-playing, slightly portly and balding architects and urban planners.
we will also vaporize everone at the age of thirty.
- kelpie0
Para's fascistic tendencies see teh light.
You betray yourself woman.
Again, your a bunch of sideways talking liars. I would never have attached your 1' x 4' banner sticker to my car if I had known you intended to have me vapourised within the coming term of government.
you slaaaaaaaaag. :)
- ********0
stuttering, banjo playing, slightly portly and balding architects and urban planners are indeed worthy of financial promotion and support. We in the pro natura baw sweat committee would see these cultural institutions funded by a baw sweat under prouction tax whereby the slim yet inactive populous who under produce baw sweat (and as such do not contribute to the energy requirements of our ever more glutonous ways) would be charged a non productivity tax for eing lazy cunts and not even working up a sweat.
- kelpie0
your just as bad y'cunt - this "lazy bastard tax" is a new one on me, you just made that up there. Say anything you will.
- ********0
also there will be taxation of anyone who cannot differentiate between "your" and "you're" with the exception of tourists and other non native speakers.
- paraselene0
actually, that sounds pretty damn good, mx. how about i cease the vaporization plans for the over-30s and then i can be your running mate. otherwise i'm going to have to continue this debate and miss my lunch. and it's penne today!
- paraselene0
likewise for it's and its.
we call it the "tit tax."
- vespa0
Ms Para your vision is one that would certainly put this country back on track.
But I have concerns that with your party's reliance on the ample reserves of fatTax available to the governing powers, you will not be doing enough to actually reduce the size of said Fatty constituent in our schools and communities.
(psst, boxing is a speedy path to Fitness, so i've heard)
- paraselene0
the bareknuckle boxing matches staged between moth and kuz will be televised in schools, thus inspiring children to become boxers themselves and nt will become a "fight club" if you will as we all already have our lucha libre names and identities. boxing will sweep the nation, thus reducing the girth of the average briton and producing 700,000,000 litres of by-product baws sweat per annum. the pay-per-view fees applied to the matches for grown-ups will cover the necessary expenditures toward scientific baws sweat research.