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- vespa0
WAAHAAAAAaaaaaa MX you win with the lazy bastart non productive cuntTax
MX FOR PRESIDENT!! AND PARA FOR MINISTER FOR LUNCHTIME AFFAIRS!!
- paraselene0
and chossy will be the mayor so we don't have to worry about cutting the compulsory public shower lobby.
- ********0
Agreed in coalition we shall defeat the powers that were.
- kelpie0
also there will be taxation of anyone who cannot differentiate between "your" and "you're" with the exception of tourists and other non native speakers.
MX_OnD
(May 4 05, 05:09)I am a non-native speaker. Do your research before you pigeon hole your electorate, you bourgeois pig-dog.
:( grrr.
- ********0
I am a non-native speaker. Do your research before you pigeon hole your electorate, you bourgeois pig-dog.
:( grrr.
kelpie
(May 4 05, 05:19)the only "pigeon" here is that which is emitting from your cake "hole"
- kelpie0
You will all burn in the revolution. Your sham government will fall and the corridors of power will be awash with your rarified blood.
Then I will control ALL TEH BAW SWEAT!!
*cackle cackle
*embolism
- josimarX0
what on earth is this?
a little bit of politics.
How durr you.
- ********0
what on earth is this?
a little bit of politics.
How durr you.
josimarX
(May 4 05, 05:32)MX FOR PRESIDENT!! AND PARA FOR MINISTER FOR LUNCHTIME AFFAIRS!!
vespa
(May 4 05, 05:13)and chossy will be the mayor so we don't have to worry about cutting the compulsory public shower lobby.
paraselene
(May 4 05, 05:15)and for you josimar there will be the job of shower attendant, should you want it...
- ********0
what do i get?
- josimarX0
I accept said role and will not fail you by oggling hunners of burds's cans wi ma eyes through a complex and man-made series of peep-holes with mirrors.
- josimarX0
not to mention their gavinas.
- ********0
what do i get?
determinedmoth
(May 4 05, 05:36)you sir are appointed haggis cook.
- ********0
I accept said role and will not fail you by oggling hunners of burds's cans wi ma eyes through a complex and man-made series of peep-holes with mirrors.
josimarX
(May 4 05, 05:36)The surreptitious filming of said lady bits shall aid us greatly in the production of baw sweat.
Ladies and gentlemen I hereby award josimarX with the shower attendant of the month award.
- josimarX0
that was almost my nickname from school there MX.
'haggis cock'
massive and meaty. sorry.
- josimarX0
I've only been working half an hour on the job but goddam I accept.
- ********0
initiative is rewarded under the new power sharing coalition.
moth, you are to refrain from cooking josimar's cock, it is not a haggis nor does it actually resemble one except in the funny mirror josimar cares to view himself in.
- paraselene0
i am now smelling what dancer was cooking a few weeks ago when he mentioned that hula hoops ad and mayor chossy took it the wrong way.
does your peephole system require integrated pully-type devices, josimar? i think it should.
- josimarX0
of bloody course it does para. then I can see all the sweater pillows I care to from all angles.
- paraselene0
hear, hear! i'm knitting you a trophy as we speak. you may collect it at eight o' clock greenwich mean time on the seventh of june.
