The Worst!!!
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- dopepope0
a piss laser
- ********0
wake up to find lil john rippng out the gold fillings in your mouth to make gold teeth for himself.
- scarabin0
waking up to discover yourself sliding down a giant razorblade into a pool of salt
- usrper0
you suddenly wake up middle of the night and see a ghost with a big big face, just standing there, staring straight at you.
end of discussion.
- mangosnot0
falling after a hard days of roller skating, and then having to pick the gravel that is embedded under your fingernails.
- digitalswarm0
you suddenly wake up middle of the night and see a ghost with a big big face, just standing there, staring straight at you.
end of discussion.
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Replace "ghost" with "alien."
- scarabin0
replace "alien" with "that scary muppet guy from interpol's 'evil' music video"
- nLHb0
replace "alien" with "that scary muppet guy from interpol's 'evil' music video"
scarabin
(Apr 12 05, 14:52)replace "that scary muppet guy from interpol's 'evil' music video" with kona
end to story
- digitalswarm0
... "muppet guy" with Beetlejuice.... Howard Stern's Beetlejuice, mind you.
- usrper0
replace "alien" with "that scary muppet guy from interpol's 'evil' music video"
scarabin(Apr 12 05, 14:52)
you have a link to the vid?
- mg330
Man with hardcore ear protection headphones lightly taps you on the shoulder, and there's an oil tanker's horn parked right next to your head.
- scarabin0
yeah, hold on while i find one
- mg330
Ralph Machio standing over the top of you in fighting stance saying, "Live or die man, live or die!"
- scarabin0
even better one here:
- QuincyArcher0
rick steve's hosting the show "Your Room; through the back door"
- mg330
Rick Steves is handsome
- digitalswarm0
Styles from Teen Wolf, dead tired, asking, "Dude. Dude. Do you have any more blow?"
- usrper0
o rite scarabin, i remember
tjx
- scarabin0
it gets really scary when he leaps up and starts dancing on the operating table