The Worst!!!
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- nLHb0
my life
:'(
- ********0
The sheep that I was sleeping with
- grafholic0
a semi-dream that you parked your car on tow-away zone, you wake up and don't remember where you parked your car.
- mg330
starter pistol blast, then sheet after sheet of 6x4 glass being tipped over onto a metal cube, lights off.
- t_rock0
one summer when I was 10 I woke up in the middle of the night, having woken from a horrible nightmare involving the devil trying to bargain for my soul, to find a black cat sitting on top of my chest staring at me. it had come in through the open window. true story
- grafholic0
feeling saliva dripping on your face, you wake up to find a monster right in front of you.
.....which turned out to be my friend's dog that i was taking care of.
- tkmeister0
my friend saw a guy who got so drunk and passed out on the street 's wet concrete was, and woke up in the morning and not being able to move. i think his hair and clothes are all stuck or something.
- grafholic0
my friend saw a guy who got so drunk and passed out on the street 's wet concrete was, and woke up in the morning and not being able to move. i think his hair and clothes are all stuck or something.
tkmeister
(Apr 12 05, 12:24)
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jesus!
i passed out on some puddle of water saturday two weeks ago and i thought that was bad enough.
- Gorbie0
the realization that you never did fall asleep in bed, and you are in fact laying on the freeway in a pool of blood.
- mangosnot0
I remeber waking up from a dream that I thought I was struck by lighting. screaming, I realized it was the alarm clock and a thunderstorm.
- mg330
a camera crew, actor Matt Dillon, and a dozen newborn alpacas.
- jox0
You turn over wanting to wake up that cute brunette you brought home yesterday, but when you open your eyes, you see
- Gorbie0
hovering 6 inches from the dank taupe carpet watching your former body die slowly and painlessly on an old brown couch.
- dopepope0
The letter H.
- Gorbie0
the smell of mold on the wall, and having no goddamn reason to clean it.
- Gorbie0
the trembling chill of having no soul
- Infirm0
1. Falling out of a bunkbed aged 7 and landing on a tonka trunk face first, splitting my lip open and needing stiches...
2. Landing face first on a beach, after somehow passing out drunk and sleeping near a 15m cliff, escaping without injury.. but am amazing sense of wonder and a slight hangover... both true stories.
- pascii0
remember?
- gruntt0
when i was 15 some friends and myself drank a bunch of liquor in a hurry and then went to the local hangout (an arcade... my childhood was very much like the movie Dazed and Confused)...anyway, i felt that i might get sick so I excused myself and walked nextdoor behind a car shop to get some fresh air (or puke... better in private than in front of my peers).
A few hours later I woke up. Apparently as I sat there gathering myself I passed slam out. It was 3 am when I awoke. The arcade was closed. I did not have a car and I was not about to call home (hoping that by chance my parents had not waited up). So I proceeded to walk home (about 4-5 miles) through some rather shady neighborhoods. Skinny, drunk little redhead. I made it home without harm... yes they waited up.
- ********0
I knew I liked you for some reason gruntt!