The Worst!!!
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- ********0
smoke rising from crotch.
thick black smoke.
gruntt
(Apr 12 05, 11:58)
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i think that is the funniest thing i've ever read.LMAO!
- Gorbie0
your red blood cells being devoured by treasonous whites.
- mg330
roommate's used rubber flung across your nose while he runs after some woman screaming "we're not done! we're not done by a long shot!"
- Gorbie0
a tribe of aboriginal americans asking questions with no answers.
- MIJA0
an earthquake.
this happened to me this morning a little after 4 am. good thing it was very minor.
- ********0
2 very fat chicks buttering themselves up saying their getting ready to make a kona sammich.
- Jaline0
this thread is successful in making people feel like throwing up.
- olive0
English breakfast radio: lame jokes and the same 5 CD's on end
- mxhxr100
A woman holding a dead baby and screaming at you
- digitalswarm0
You've shit the bed, there's a used Real Doll™ on it's hands and knees, and there's an Open House tour about to come through your bedroom door.
- ********0
HAHAAHAHA@digitalswarm!
- dopepope0
A minotaur
- ********0
waking up to find the minibar (not minotaur) is empty in your fancy hotel room and you can't find the mini bottles but your ass REALLY hurts and feels REALLY full.
- grayhood0
after house siting all weekend you wake up naked and handcuffed to your best friend's mom's bed with vomit stains on the sheets. some lines of coke and a bill from the escort service lay on the bed side table just out of reach. the key is no where to be found and they should be home in about five to seven business days.
- mxhxr100
having no idea where the f*ck you are or how the hell you got there.
oh wait, that happened to me a few days ago.
- ********0
youre wearing the bottom half of a cat woman suit - zsa zsa gabor is wearing the top half
- mg330
Robert Redford sitting at the edge of your bed waxing his mustache
- digitalswarm0
A very drunk and aggressive Huey Lewis asking you how to check his email on your computer.
- gruntt0
wake up surrounded by 16 burt reynolds impersonators each holding melons and counting out loud "7...6...5...4...3..."
oh and there is thick black smoke coming up from their crotches.
- mayo0
my mother's voice, if i still had one. I've asked among some of my filipino friends and they all agree that it's going to be a bad day when mom yell's at you to wake up. The chore list will be never-ending.