The Worst!!!
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- mg330
>>>BTW, all mine were from a list I made on paper during lunch.
- mayo0
a squadron of abalone milking teats you didn't know they had onto your face while your dog tries to sing songs by System of the Down.
- scarabin0
the burger king™
- gruntt0
mg33 - your last statement makes me think that you just might be insane.
i like that.
- scarabin0
chewing on a band-aid you don't remember putting on
- ********0
i wake up to find an insurgent holding an rpg to my genitals and as he sees i'm awake yells 'amedican!' and fires.
then i wake up in a cold sweat from that dream only to see the same thing happen again... and again... and again...
except on the 437th time it's a baboon and it yells 'Ooo Ooo AH AH!' and fires.
- mayo0
corbin bernsen singing calypso in his voice impersonation of Tone Loc.
- ********0
i wake up to find i've been dipped in honey and my room is filled with lesbians.
wait. i think that's the best. sorry.
- mg330
Gruntt,
Consider it scanned and posted, if only to strengthen your opinion of me.
Which I appreciate.
- grayhood0
thats diabetic lesbians with no insulin.
- QuincyArcher0
i remember staying the night at a friend's house when i was younger, and he accidentally punched me in the face while i was sleeping. that's a pretty bad way to wake up...
- grayhood0
as a tea bag victim.
- ********0
wake up and rub my eyes to find my hands have been replaced with rabid hungry chincillas.
- QuincyArcher0
waking up in an MIR tube would be horrifying...
- mg330
That's the best one yet QuincyArcher.
- ********0
wake up to find lars ulrich and the rest of metallica sitting at the end of your bed holding sledgehammers cause they just found you had downloaded illegally a copy of 'the four horsemen' to your computer.
- nLHb0
wake up and rub my eyes to find my hands have been replaced with rabid hungry chincillas.
kOna
(Apr 12 05, 14:33)hahaha
- scarabin0
wake up to discover metallica tracks on your computer in the first place
- digitalswarm0
Wake up to find a crying Lars Ulrich looking through your recent Kazaa downloads, cocking and uncocking a large revolver.
- nLHb0
100!!