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seriously laddies.
Imagine ye walk intae a bar an' every burd in the bar huz blonde hair an muckle cans, except one burd who has black hair an' a mare athletic look.... who sticks out???
Right so noo imagine yer a burd (no like that ye durty hooooor!)
There's aww these 6 foot tall blokes that huv spent mare time than yersel in front o' the mirror gellin' their salon hair an' checkin' the threads before headin' oot... then there's this one scruffy lookin' wee cunt who's sat there smilin an' content wi' himsel... who ye maist likely tae be interested in?
It's fucken obvious it really is.
Ask Dudley Moore.
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