A skeleton walks into a pub
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- Kuz0
we should have weekly accents on NT.
next week, Jamaican Pirates from Cornwall:
"yaman, try me pasty mon.....Arrrrrrrr"
soda
(Feb 11 05, 08:45)
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LOL!
- Blofeldt0
What Jamacan pirates? Can you get an old BMW 3 series to float?
- paraselene0
okay, one last one and then i'm going to do my work!
a pirate walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "arrr. gimme a grog, matey." the bartender says, "um, we don't have any grog" and the pirate replies, "aye? den gimmee a pint o' rum". the bartender can't help noticing that the pirate has a ship's steering wheel sticking out the front of his trousers. he doesn't work up the courage to say anything until the pirate's third pint of rum, at which point the bartender says, "i'm sorry. i can't help noticing that you've got a big ship's steering wheel sticking out the front of your trousers." the pirate says:
AYE! IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!
- enjine0
make a flash movie about it
??????
- paddywop0
Thats bad, i love it
- Blofeldt0
At risk of being a pedant, I don't think you drive a pirate ship.
But nice piratey twist to a good joke.
- soda0
fantastic!
- soda0
that's not only brilliant but it brings this thread full circle back on to a pun about walking into a bar....
that's special....
and a perfect way to end the week!
- enjine0
yo soda, what if the skeleton asked for a soda?
- SPYK0
he'd still need a mop
- Blofeldt0
you're right soda. That was a beautiful moment
*sniff
- soda0
you're right soda. That was a beautiful moment
*sniff
Blofeldt---------------
i'm still taking a moment over it!
- Blofeldt0
sorry for the interuption
- paddywop0
bump
only because i want my first successful broadcast to hit a century (just endulge my petty issues please)
All thats needed is 6 more posts and i dont want to resort to antagonising people into responding.
- paraselene0
we're geniuses.
i've been wracking my brain for years about the whole "what do you call the steering wheel of a ship" question. it nearly ruins that joke for me. if anyone knows the answer, please do let me know.
have a nice weekend!
- BikeMaker0
I see, said the blind man in the corner of the round room...