A skeleton walks into a pub
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- paddywop0
you mean:
slowly Hatti Jaques loaf in distain.
;)
- paraselene0
mutt n' jeff = deaf
syrup of figs = wig
plate = missus
2&8 = state
bottle could be lots of things: daughter, class, ass, copper
chalfonts i dunno
raspberry = nipple
ginger = jail and/or queerI LOVE THIS THREAD SO MUCH!
even if i'm a septic skank
- Blofeldt0
I'm decidedly antiseptic
Oi
Lady Godiva = fiver
Rock 'n' roll = dole
- soda0
sorry para but plates of meat = feet
bottle n glass = arse
Chalfont st Giles = piles
raspberry ripple = cripplebut a good show in any case, especially for a septic!
You still get your drink!!!*tweaks moustache
- paraselene0
hooray!
but i know i've heard plates n' dishes = missus and raspberry ripple = nipple (which is cooler, anyway).
'as sumut bin tryin' ta fool tha septic bint?
- paddywop0
as sumut bin tryin' ta fool tha septic bint?
paraselene(Feb 11 05, 08:35)
We on to yorkshire rhyming slang now?
- paraselene0
that was my dick van dyke, raz.
*sticks tongue out at p-wop
- soda0
that's probably the case, you are mixing your norfs and your safs. it's easy to get the two accents mixed up para. Just listen for this handy hint. If you hear:
"it's reet good wit' nowt taken owt"
then they are probably our friends in the norf, if instead they say
"ya fakkin cant I didn't do nuffink did I? Wos it gotta do with you??" it's time to leave....
- paraselene0
i can do a good eastender impression when speaking, but every time i try to type it i get that stuff mx_ has been trying to teach me!
- soda0
"chim chiminey chim chiminey cha roo...."
no seriously, what the fuck does that mean??
Thats just lazy song writing that's what that is...
- paddywop0
the key being:
Northern: substitute 'O' for 'U' in each word
Southern: Substitute 'U' for 'A' in each word
Go on have a go
- paraselene0
// all the talent got wasted on supercalifragilisticexpialidocio...
- Blofeldt0
Let's just call everyone a cunt and get on with it
- paraselene0
that doesn't seem to work at all.
look at this. it's pathetic. there's no accent here.
i gotta get back to work now.
- Blofeldt0
That's not ironic. Pah, yanks!
- soda0
i can do a good eastender impression when speaking, but every time i try to type it i get that stuff mx_ has been trying to teach me!
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we should have weekly accents on NT.
next week, Jamaican Pirates from Cornwall:
"yaman, try me pasty mon.....Arrrrrrrr"
- paraselene0
you're a cunt, blo.
cheerio!
- Kuz0
I was no more than knee-'igh to a grass hopper when i went off to london to seek me fortune. I'd just stopped for a bite to eat when Percy the post man came up t' me, and i told 'im i were off to london
"bay 'eck lad," he sez "if thou's thinking aboot leggin it down theere, thou'll need more 'ovis butties than that. Cum 'ome and we'll get yer mam to mek ya a suitcase full"
so off we went... and then 'e sexually molested me :(
it's grim up norf.
- Blofeldt0
Aaaahhhhhgggghhh, shiver me timber's. You skirvy riddled bilge rats won't stand a chance, i'll send ye'all straight to Davey Jones'
- Blofeldt0
That's the spirit!