A skeleton walks into a pub
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- paddywop0
Are you guys gonna rabbit* all day?
* + pork = talk
- Blofeldt0
I actually fucking love Chas 'n' Dave
- paddywop0
i saw them live (supporting the libertines. A nice suprise, but rumor has it it's not the original Dave
* Raises pinky to mouth a la Dr Evil
- paddywop0
i'm off out now to buy a new pair of Claire Rayners. back soon
- soda0
of course it's the original dave!!!
*shudders at the thought!
well done Para I am wrackin' me brain for another one....
oh jesus I just thought, if I carry this on I'll start writing everthing fackin fing in cockney like MX and his posts!!!speaking of which here's the next one:
A 'Sweaty' is a what...?
- soda0
i'm off out now to buy a new pair of Claire Rayners.
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you cannnnt!that don't count, it's a modern one innit??
You mockney!
- rasko40
MX_OND = sweaty
- soda0
rasko has been living in whitechapel for too long ;)
- paraselene0
drat. back from lunch too late to show off.
it's a scot.
more, soda, more!
- soda0
cccccorect!
sweaty sock = jock.Thrupenny....?
- Kuz0
i'm arf daan the rub-a-dub-dub
wot the nuclear-sub?
innit!
- paraselene0
heh! is this another thread about ample chests?
- soda0
eh! is this another thread about ample chests?
paraselene
(Feb 11 05, 06:44)-------------------------
it's all for you sweet cheeks
*slides over to Para at the bar
- Kuz0
i'm on the blower
what does that mean? blower?
i know dog and bone, but is it rhyming slang to say blower?
and wot about New Delhi? I know what it is.. do you?
*brought to you by watchin Only Fools And Horses
- paraselene0
eh! is this another thread about ample chests?
paraselene
(Feb 11 05, 06:44)-------------------- -----
it's all for you sweet cheeks
*slides over to Para at the bar
soda
(Feb 11 05, 06:46)-----------------------------
hey, sailor.
*passes the peanuts
buy me a marlon, wouldja?
- -leah-0
it's hillarious, every morning when i get to work there is one damn british/scottish thread here that makes no sense, and even better makes me laugh my ass off :P
- Blofeldt0
I'd keep those cheeks covered, what with Kuz's face around.
- paraselene0
heh, good'n blo.
blower i dunno. mebbe it's parlyaree. i can look in one of my books when i get home.
new delhi? get in mah belleeeey....
- Kuz0
*bing
- paddywop0
you cannnnt!
that don't count, it's a modern one innit??
You mockney!
soda(Feb 11 05, 05:20)
Thats reet. I'm from lancashire but i'm trying.
Don't take offence me owd china* :-)
*(china plate - mate)