A skeleton walks into a pub
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- paddywop
and asks for a pint of bitter and a mop
sorry
- Blofeldt0
In the distance a dog barked.....
- tomkat0
* wind sounds
- toe_knee0
* and then.... nothing
- JamesEngage0
I don't like roll mops
- soda0
roll mops are lush.
pickled herrings, winkles, cockles, jellied eels....*luverly!!
Doin' the lambeth walk, oi!
*jellied eels were added for effect and do not reflect the true tastes of soda
- JamesEngage0
were you born within earshot of the bow bells?
- paraselene0
james, soda is propa. defos.
- soda0
innit, para!
I am a true born a bred cock-er-nee.
Bow Bells n all....
would still be there if it weren't for you media lot coming in, buyin' up all the houses, ruinin' all the pubs, making shit no go areas shit poncy areas, yadda yadda yadda....
*soda is currently 'keeping it real' in West Hampstead
- Blofeldt0
Fackin' 'ell, I don't 'alf like me pie an' mash covered in liqour!
- Kuz0
spare a tuppence gu'vna!
apples and pears!
- paddywop0
you 'avin a giraaaaffe?
- paraselene0
wudddinnnit be loverly?
- benfal990
wow, that joke is known worldwide
- soda0
i didn't realise this was going to turn into cock-er-nee 101.
shall we start with Rhyming slang now?
and no mockney shit... it has to be proper stuff...
for example where does 'aving a Butchers come from?'
- paraselene0
butcher's hook!
look!
*shouted out whilst frantically waving hand in the air.
- Blofeldt0
Half my family and half of me's from the east end, i think you're all being very offensive.
YA FACKIN CAAAANTS!
- paraselene0
offensive, honey? this is a tribute!
c'mon, if i can have an alternative jazz masters thread AND a cockney rhyming slang thread i just might survive today.
- Blofeldt0
That's a true double fister if ever there was one!
- rasko40
whats worse than a cockney givin it awl that?
seriously, I mean.. what is worse?
- Blofeldt0
LOL rasko