A skeleton walks into a pub
A skeleton walks into a pub
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- paraselene0
okay, one last one and then i'm going to do my work!
a pirate walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "arrr. gimme a grog, matey." the bartender says, "um, we don't have any grog" and the pirate replies, "aye? den gimmee a pint o' rum". the bartender can't help noticing that the pirate has a ship's steering wheel sticking out the front of his trousers. he doesn't work up the courage to say anything until the pirate's third pint of rum, at which point the bartender says, "i'm sorry. i can't help noticing that you've got a big ship's steering wheel sticking out the front of your trousers." the pirate says:
AYE! IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!