A skeleton walks into a pub
A skeleton walks into a pub
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I was no more than knee-'igh to a grass hopper when i went off to london to seek me fortune. I'd just stopped for a bite to eat when Percy the post man came up t' me, and i told 'im i were off to london
"bay 'eck lad," he sez "if thou's thinking aboot leggin it down theere, thou'll need more 'ovis butties than that. Cum 'ome and we'll get yer mam to mek ya a suitcase full"
so off we went... and then 'e sexually molested me :(
it's grim up norf.