How do I tell her?
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- Kiko0
S-9. thats definately a method, but I think I will change the worrsing round a tad.
Yeah Im going to have to ask, its one of those love at first sight things. Dumb as hell I know but, when you fell it you feel it, and its not like I get my gel from there either, so I got only priode to lose.
- canine0
don't think too long, just ask her out.
spur of the moment.
- iDp0
I'd just act lik eyou assume that its her husband.
you: "How long has your husband owned this shop?'
her: "oh thats not my husband but this shop has been in business for x amount of years"
you: *flash coy smile* " oh I'm sorry I thought he was your husband"
she'll get the hint. and for gods sake use more hair gel so you can stop in more often...third viisit after asking about the husband...ask her if she would like to go get coffee...then spike the coffee and drag her home to be yours forever. But don't forget to have plenty of duct tape and rope on hand...nothing worse then draggin her ass back to the house only to find she might leave and call the police on you only because you didnt plan ahead. Ya dig?
- johndiggity0
if the guy works in a hair salon, he's obviously gay, so just ask her out before he asks you out.
- Kiko0
hahahahahaaaha
- superbaka0
remember the wise words of photek : risk vs. reward.
- mattyd0
this is what you do: pool all the cash together that you can. dont stop until you get into the 5 thousand dollar range. then, hire john stamos (he seems accesible these days) to go with you to the shop. have him pick out a hair product and say 'this was the stuff i was telling you to get'. then you say something like 'john, what the fuck? you dragged me out of bed to recommend this shit!' and then storm out like he just wasted your time. next time you go in there, she'll think youre a player.
- Kiko0
mattyd:
Im calling his agency.
- SteveJobs0
seriously, just go up to her and start a conversation, but do not think about it. talk to her like you'd talk to any other girl and at the right time, offer your number and tell her that the two of you should meet up sometime. finish up your conversation quick in case the offer put her on the spot and take off. i've had quite a bit of luck like this. but again, the important thing is not to think about it. you'll end up getting yourself too nervous/anxious and it will make her feel the same and more than likely you'll blow your chance.
- imakedesign0
ask her.
- E__________0
"love is a spice with many tastes. A dizzying array of textures...and moments."
- Kiko0
hmmm.
I got to translate that into Italian first. I dont think she speaks english. Actually I havent even heard her speak.
- gruntt0
if you're asking us... she's not going to go out with you.
i'm just messing with you.
is she wearing a ring? no? just ask her out for coffee or drinks.
- Kiko0
ahh good idea. Im going to have to rent the apartment across the street and get my self some binoculars.
- Jnr_Madison0
Tell her in the medium of dance.
...or just drop your pants and start foaming from every orifice.
- _salisae_0
what kind of shop?
you should talk with her about the shop .. or something random .. and get a feel for her. ask her about herself.
- Kiko0
its a shop for hair
it only sells hair products like gel shampoo hairdryers
its not one of those places that you can walk around in and browse everything is behid the counter and its bright light.But I GOTTA do something.
- PhonyMcRingRing0
No ring = YES Game!
- s_90
go up to the guy and say something like "Mate, that girl is FINE, yo! Shit! You hit that yet? Damn, 'ass what I'd be doin if I'd be stuck here sellin hair gel all day. Ooh, yeah. Snap! You think she'd go out wif me?"
it's only a suggestion. feel free to modify it to your needs.
- toe_knee0
ro - hip - noll