Wrong?
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- swollenelbow0
we won't rat you out. can we see a picture of this wonder girl?!
it's not wrong. i promise. just keep a low profile, dress in black at all times when around her, and try to creep around a bit more.
=)
- chossy0
Yes :D.
If you watch white noise you might get scared and have to cuddly up to her then you can try to sort of nestle into her cans, works for me.
- stewart0
indeed, it is really walking out of the hand now, Stewardez
- bolus0
stewart/stewardez, you two somehow related?
- janne0
they're brother and sister and having it on.
- bolus0
i said something stupid, right?
- DavidFelt0
oh god not another semi-incestuous relationship between the two stewarts, i want to be the only dirty uncle dave on here, im not having a dirty uncle stewart!!!!!
- janne0
omg..thx to that gummbah comic posted earlier i got all hooked on reading those..
here's another:
translate:
"why is that woman putting that man's penis in her mouth, mom?"
"POINTING IS RUDE!"
- stewart0
Stewardez and i are both members of the Mile High Club
- bolus0
hehe dirty stewards
another one:
http://www.gummbah.nl/comic8/ima…
it says
"how should i know.... a chamois i believe"
- stewardez0
this one is brilliant aswell!
"that nuclear bomb wasn't a good idea... the enemy is FURIEUS"
- DavidFelt0
right she must be pissed, she finished work at half two so hasnt emailed me back! whoops, must have said something wrong!!!! hahaha, shes pathetic if she is ignorin me about this!
- ********0
mebbe she's briefing "da family" and they are out getting tooled up?
- DavidFelt0
haha yeah, i hear my mum is a demon with a rolling pin!!!!!! bollocks to them, im not lettin em stress me out anymore, you guys have told me its not wrong so it musnt be!!!!! ;p
- chossy0
Hold the phone, is your sister not wanting you to be romanrically involved with this sweet lady?.
If so do you want me and MX to make up a nasty song about her?.
- DavidFelt0
Chossy that would be beautifull of you, ill sing it to the miserable sod tonight!!!!!!
get on it man!!!!
;p
- chossy0
I'm on it.
- stewardez0
psot a pic of yr sister
- ********0
Right Dirty Uncle Dave whilst chossy and I don our finest nasty song composing capes you can make a start on wearing down her resistance....
You will need to acquire the following:
industrial strength string, if you know a farmer ask for some binder twine - the blue string they use for hay bales.
an armchair that is bolted to the floor in front of your computer.
a box of matches.
Now restrain your sister in the chair using the string, use 2 matches to keep her eyelids open and ensure that her gaze cannot stray from your monitor.
then and only then play this to her:
http://www.andrewburnett.com/son…You will need to act fast and retreat somewhere out of earshot post haste or risk doing yourself irreversible psychological damage.
So chossy where have you hidden those prosthetics necessary for making the "squeak squeak" sound?
- chossy0
Got it.
"DavidFelts sister is in a huff
She wants her brother to leave alone
A woman who is close to home
But you miser it's fair enough
You wish your brother was a puff".